By anonymous - 04/08/2015 20:56 - United States - Ballwin

Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML
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science-teacher 15

Sounds like ahe got you in the nick of time

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ProximityToDeath 20

Owww, even thinking about that hurts!

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karcummings 19

hope you get well soon, sounds really painful.

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YouKnowIMeantMe_ 21

Better to cut open than to cut off. Always the positive side.

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appletreee 30

I just cringed so much. I can't imagine, OP. Hope you get better soon!

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Mons_fml 27

I slit open my ballbag like that once. Scariest day of my life. Almost castrated myself.

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False_Stupidity 41

This is exactly why I NEVER shave down there. The skin is too sensitive/fragile and the danger of cutting is all too real to be worth the risk.

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igg125 30

Nothing a bandaid and a shot of tequila can't fix

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SauceySarah 30

Nipples are super sensitive so I can only imagine the pain you went through. My own nipples are inverting just thinking about that.

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1dvs_bstd 41

I shuddered when I read it.. Imagine shaving your balls and that shit happens. FYL, OP.

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Vlen_fml 20

there is no good reason to actually shave your balls. trim it up, manscape, sure but a razor never needs to be that close to the funsack.

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wow_very_doge 10

Op, know that feel. Hope your wounds will be healed soon.

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