By anonymous - 04/08/2015 20:56 - United States - Ballwin

Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML
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science-teacher 15

Sounds like ahe got you in the nick of time

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ProximityToDeath 20

Owww, even thinking about that hurts!

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k3nnz0 6

I seriously hate it when people bang on the bathroom door when someone's inside to tell them something/call them. What the hell, are we supposed to stop our "activities" in the toilet and go out to respond/ just to respond? Very annoying. FYL, OP

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theamazingd 17

It's especially bad when the offending party insists on having a conversation.

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dbt88 15

They bleed heavily but at least they heal quick...ish. Sad to say, been there, done that, doesn't feel awesome.

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smoothies14 32

So what IS on the inside of a nipple?

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livelaughlovepie 22

I've had this happen. It's painful but it heal quite quickly. Hope that doesn't happen again!!!

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Dear_Karma 27

"Today, I was reading FML when I suddenly felt your pain and rubber my nipple in public. FML!"

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