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By Emily - 12/11/2012 18:12 - United States - Hayward

Today, while sitting in a waiting room, a man assured me "The safety's on" after he handed his kid his BB gun. A minute later, I practically had a hole in my foot. FML

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By myfamilyisodd - 15/10/2011 17:05 - United States

Today, I had to take my son to the emergency room for shooting himself in the ass with a BB gun. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 11:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML

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By srhoa01 - 05/07/2016 06:42

Today, while at school, some jerk shot me in the foot with a BB gun. While in agonizing pain, I yelled, "FUCK" as loud as possible. A teacher walked by, oblivious to the fact I had just been shot with a BB gun and wrote me up for, "Disrespectful language". FML

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By Notre_Dame_714 - 08/04/2015 21:17 - United States

Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML

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By ZombieGirl0417 - 30/09/2015 21:13 - United States - Jupiter

Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2021 10:59

Today, I took my 15-year-old daughter to our local shooting range for her birthday, as she requested. While she was setting up a target in front of me, I jokingly pulled the trigger and shouted, "Think Fast!" not realizing that the safety was off. I shot my daughter in the arm on her birthday. FML

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By xoVioLoveox - 10/03/2009 02:04 - United States

Today, I was babysitting an eleven year old boy. He decided we should play with nerf guns with velcro tips. I shot him in the crotch accidentally, and the dart stuck on his pants wiggling for about a full minute before his dad walked in to find us both staring at his son's crotch, giggling. FML

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By Emily - 28/12/2020 17:01

Today, only a few hours after getting certified and buying my first pistol, I dropped it and blew off two of my toes. FML

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By maybe? - 11/02/2015 16:11 - Germany - Hamburg

Today, at a paintball match, my boyfriend shot me between the legs and asked, "Still want kids now?" FML

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By ThanksChris - 16/10/2011 07:06 - United States

Today, I was watching my cousin shoot at targets on hay bales with his plastic pellet BB gun. After my sister asked him if it would hurt to be shot with one, my cousin smiled at her and said, "Ask your sister" as he shot me in the leg. I think my screaming was obvious enough. It hurts. FML

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Monday 12 November 2012 23:11

why the hell did someone have a hb gun in any type of waiting room?

farkie3 8

Monday 12 November 2012 23:12

Was it a hospital waiting room? That would be convenient.

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tek9tim 3

Tuesday 13 November 2012 22:52

Meanwhile, in Montana/Idaho/Texas... But seriously? A hole in your foot from a BB gun? Unless you were wearing flip-flops and have an unusual skin condition, a BB doesn't stand a chance getting through your skin. Don't be a drama queen. Still a worthwhile FML though...

mwh13 1

Wednesday 28 November 2012 23:08

Welll... as they say in hunter's ed- "The safety is a mechanical device that CAN fail- so always keep the gun unloaded with the action open when not in use."

evebright 5

Sunday 23 December 2012 17:27

Omg, that man should be shot! I own lots of those and real ones too and would NEVER allow a child to hold one without being at a range, while hovering o et the gun toting hand!!!!!!

xdaftpunkxloverx 10

Saturday 12 January 2013 8:33

Wow I hope you sued. Why the **** would someone hand their child a BB gun AND in public. Stupid.

HannaKingdom 5

Friday 26 July 2013 18:35

oh please. I go airsofting which revolves around getting shot with BB guns all the time. Yes, getting shot point blank hurts but it would not put a hole in your foot. No offence intended, but stop being a princess about it.