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By Emily - 12/11/2012 18:12 - United States - Hayward

Today, while sitting in a waiting room, a man assured me "The safety's on" after he handed his kid his BB gun. A minute later, I practically had a hole in my foot. FML

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Today, I had to take my son to the emergency room for shooting himself in the ass with a BB gun. FML

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Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML

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By srhoa01 - 05/07/2016 06:42

Today, while at school, some jerk shot me in the foot with a BB gun. While in agonizing pain, I yelled, "FUCK" as loud as possible. A teacher walked by, oblivious to the fact I had just been shot with a BB gun and wrote me up for, "Disrespectful language". FML

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By Notre_Dame_714 - 08/04/2015 21:17 - United States

Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML

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Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2021 10:59

Today, I took my 15-year-old daughter to our local shooting range for her birthday, as she requested. While she was setting up a target in front of me, I jokingly pulled the trigger and shouted, "Think Fast!" not realizing that the safety was off. I shot my daughter in the arm on her birthday. FML

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By Emily - 28/12/2020 17:01

Today, only a few hours after getting certified and buying my first pistol, I dropped it and blew off two of my toes. FML

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By maybe? - 11/02/2015 16:11 - Germany - Hamburg

Today, at a paintball match, my boyfriend shot me between the legs and asked, "Still want kids now?" FML

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By ThanksChris - 16/10/2011 07:06 - United States

Today, I was watching my cousin shoot at targets on hay bales with his plastic pellet BB gun. After my sister asked him if it would hurt to be shot with one, my cousin smiled at her and said, "Ask your sister" as he shot me in the leg. I think my screaming was obvious enough. It hurts. FML

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By xoVioLoveox - 10/03/2009 02:04 - United States

Today, I was babysitting an eleven year-old boy. He decided we would play with Nerf guns with Velcro tips. I shot him in the crotch accidentally, and the dart stuck to his pants, and he wiggled it for about a full minute before his dad walked in to find us both staring at his son's crotch, giggling. FML

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Monday 12 November 2012 23:11

why the hell did someone have a hb gun in any type of waiting room?

farkie3 8

Monday 12 November 2012 23:12

Was it a hospital waiting room? That would be convenient.

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MrsAlexander83 10

Tuesday 13 November 2012 5:26

What kind of waiting room were you in?!

Dalisword 2

Tuesday 13 November 2012 6:38

Grow a pair it's just a BB gun

khriss_khriss 7

Tuesday 13 November 2012 7:22

Yea, exactly why would he have a BB gun in a waiting room .... AND why on earth would he give it to his child ???? Some people are just plain crazy seriously

apan 13

Tuesday 13 November 2012 9:12

WTF?

Kade20 4

Tuesday 13 November 2012 10:09

What kind of waiting room were you in?! Haha

Ottokiller 3

Tuesday 13 November 2012 11:48

Hope it was the waiting room at a hospital! o___o

lifesaventure 7

Tuesday 13 November 2012 14:46

It's just a BB gun. Sack up dude. My friends and I shoot each other with them for dares when we're bored.

thewife5 19

Tuesday 13 November 2012 16:12

I think you and your friends are mentally to young to use a water gun unsupervised.

loohoozuuhuur 13

Wednesday 14 November 2012 14:32

You and your friends are idiots

CorruptAngel920 18

Tuesday 13 November 2012 18:07

I don't know.. I think it's fake. Something like this would definitely be news worthy. I can't find anything on it, nor can I see how someone could get a BB gun into a waiting room and have it passed around without getting noticed by someone. Unless it's a gun range waiting room? We need more info OP!!!