By Anonymous - 15/02/2011 19:28 - United States

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Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML
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gregoriit 4

i would say you life sucks, but no sucking seems to be going on, so am not sure what to press. =(

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BoobooBear8 0

Lol epic! Jus epic..

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pike1346 3

you are a shell of a person if u don't think that's funny.

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amyleebenz 2

are you kidding? this is AWESOME. I would have laughed my ass off if my boyfriend did that to me. sometimes he will come up and smack me in the face with it. seriously though, if you think this is "mean" or "gross," you need to relax and laugh a little....

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ChronicSnowflake 0

I agree my boyfriend does that to me sometimes to get my attention and I think it's funny... bit that's just the way our relationship is....

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Bloupe_fml 0

That's pretty damn funny xD

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katgurl 13

I think this is hilarious.. I'd crack up if my guy did this :S

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saladgirl123 0

your boyfriend sound awesome that would keep me laughing for days.

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