Miscellaneous: Today, while studying in India, I was peacefully journaling,...

By Anonymous - 05/01/2010 12:49 - India

Today, while studying in India, I was peacefully journaling, reflecting and enjoying the beautiful landscape. And then a monkey threw its poo at me. FML

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By Shitty day - 24/05/2016 05:59 - United States - Agoura Hills

Today, while explaining to a group of kids that monkeys are very intelligent creatures, one of them flung poo in my face. FML

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By LennyComa - 19/03/2017 00:00

Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML

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By foojew93 - 09/08/2009 17:41 - United States

Today, I was walking at a section of the zoo where you are in the cage, and the monkeys are climbing outside of the cage. I was having a great time until I looked up and one of the monkeys urinated all over my face. Not only did everyone see, but there was no way for me to shower for six hours. FML

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By lbg2msf - 06/11/2013 18:08 - United States - Biloxi

Today, I walked under a tree and heard birds chirping from above. I stopped and looked up, only to catch a face full of bird shit. FML

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By Devil's Pigeon - 18/04/2017 14:00

Today, on vacation, I had my first encounter with a macaw parrot, who promptly bit my ear and shat on me while amused tourists laughed and took pictures. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 19:17 - Israel

Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML

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By wheelchairgirl - 16/12/2016 01:21 - Denmark

Today, I was watching a beautiful flock of birds flying overhead while walking in the street. The guy next to me was lucky enough to catch bird poop with his forehead. I was lucky enough to get distracted by it, trip, and break my ankle. FML

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By AD240Z - 16/12/2016 11:39

Today, while walking my dog in the darkness, I bent down to pick up his poop. I screamed like a little girl as his morning turd leapt up my arm, covering my hand and jacket sleeve in soggy poop. My dog had curled one out onto a dozing frog. I skipped breakfast. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 18:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my date took me to visit his farm. As we were walking, a wild rabbit darted past me and startled me. I tripped and fell face first into cow dung. FML

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Yoga to watch out

By Peelates - 12/03/2017 22:00

Today, I prepared to do my early morning yoga, lowered myself on to the mat then felt a wet patch on my stomach. Turns out my roommate's cat had taken a piss on my orange mat and I'd been too tired to notice. FML

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MasterHurricane 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 20:03

next time, dont take shit from anyone.

blazingman311 1

Tuesday 5 January 2010 20:02

I hope you threw your poo back?

Comments

allen20 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 20:42

Hey Hush i saw it at the LA Zoo too!! :D

teacher411 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 21:23

This sure does give a new meaning to the phrase "shit happens". lol FYL

Slimma 20

Tuesday 5 January 2010 21:33

I have to say... this one was priceless. Kinda shitty situation but hey... shit happens.

kirakira333 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 21:53

did you taste it?? if you did, did it taste like bananas or just plain old poop?

mylifedoesntsuk 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 21:59

Monkeys are awesome. One peed on my sister at a zoo when we were kids.

Lola5bunny 4

Friday 23 April 2010 5:04

Eww hahah

ellawea 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 22:23

hahahahaha!

shoieb9 14

Wednesday 6 January 2010 8:21

not every thing is facebook :D

dangletsbang21 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 22:36

haha, that sucks.

I_am_a_low_life 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 22:47

i swear i was looking for a "like" button for like 30 seconds

ughpplppl 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 23:23

i really dont think your life sucks if you live where you can see monkeys roaming free, and you can peacefully write in a journal while looking at a beautiful landscape. it sucks that a monkey threw its poop at you but ur life sounds pretty decent.