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By unicorn - 13/09/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

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By mvgirl - 22/10/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, while sitting with my son, an ice cream cone landed on my head from out of nowhere. I look up to see three children on the balcony above us yelling, "Look! We hit the fat lady!" They ran away laughing. FML

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By unicorn - 12/06/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML

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By singlemam - 15/03/2016 01:51 - United States - Akron

Today, while at the park, my 3 year-old ran up to a lady, grabbed her chest and loudly asked, "Are these your breasts? Are they private on you too?" FML

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By bbbkingsey - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2011 00:31 - United States

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

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By Redhead4life - 18/03/2012 00:48 - United States - Miami

Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML

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By failure - 28/06/2009 01:00 - Australia

Today, I was sitting in a park with a friend when a small child approached us. Just as I moved off the bridge to let the kid play, he asked if I'd like to play as the troll under the bridge. I laughed and said, "No thanks!" to which the kid responded, "But there's nobody else ugly enough." FML

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By DrLight - 17/01/2015 01:59 - United States - Raleigh

Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!" FML

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By lookslikeaboyapparently - 19/10/2010 21:23 - United Kingdom

Today, a little girl came up to me and asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" I said, "I'm a girl of course!" She walked away, looking dazed and saying, "Whoa." FML

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By Momo8612 - 21/04/2017 12:00

Today, while shopping for groceries, a small child pointed at my face and exclaimed : "DOGGIE!" FML

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Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:08

SHUN THE NONBELIEVER! SHUUUNNN.

missyj0 12

Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:06

You must believe in the unicorns! Or else you shall feel their wrath.

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motivationgirl 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 3:57

lmao looks like someone got turned into an ice cream unicorn. Believe that!

happyabby123 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 4:04

Omg!I love that kid!!!

lionlvr 9

Wednesday 14 September 2011 4:06

LOL

monagro 22

Wednesday 14 September 2011 4:08

Pretty much the foundation of religion...

Jay2425 5

Wednesday 14 September 2011 4:10

Kids these days...

afulks78 11

Wednesday 14 September 2011 4:15

Hahahahhahahahaha !!!!!!! HahahahahahhHahahh !!!!!

tinybear93 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 4:23

hahahaha that's awesome.

loveanthony645 5

Wednesday 14 September 2011 4:26

ARE YOU STUPID? Of COURSE they're real!

FuckOffNoob 6

Wednesday 14 September 2011 4:27

I believe in unicorns. I also believe in emo unicorns. And emo santas. Do you believe? Hmm?

Skinner13 9

Wednesday 14 September 2011 4:40

I believe in unicorns 2!!! And I also believe that ur cute lol

Skinner13 9

Wednesday 14 September 2011 4:49

Lol jk kinda

Skinner13 9

Wednesday 14 September 2011 5:11

Ur kinda cute lol

lovin_darkness 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 4:30

Shun the non-believer! Shuuuuuun!!!! XD Charlie the Unicorn FTW

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