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By Roma-Jay - 22/07/2012 14:13 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML

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By coop42 - 15/01/2014 19:22 - United States - Hortonville

Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML

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**** my shit up

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 16:00 - Canada

Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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Stuck

By fuckmyhair - 16/04/2020 23:00

Today, my brother thought it’d be a hilarious prank to put Super Glue in my hair extension glue. I didn’t notice until after the first couple of rows. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2011 05:57 - United States

Today, I was eating some popcorn with a guy, and I noticed a piece of hair coming out my mouth. I pulled it... and pulled it... and eventually some popcorn pieces came out attached to the end of the hair. I was so embarrassed, he tried to make me feel better by saying it looked like a magic trick. FML

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You absolute melt

By errints234234 - 13/05/2010 23:31 - United States

Today, I was reading a magazine while straightening my hair. I got really into this one article until suddenly a huge clump of hair fell on it. I looked up and realized I had burned through the layer of hair I was straightening, leaving me with one layer at ear length and the rest at bra length. FML

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Malding

By ptwm - 25/01/2010 20:10 - United States

Today, while vainly running a comb through my balding hair, I noticed a hair sticking out of my nose. I yanked it out, and the pain made me tear up a little. It was an inch long. I'm 24 and beginning to have more hair in my nose than on my head. FML

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By mitchellcrawford - 31/05/2016 18:05 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML

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zotler 5

Sunday 22 July 2012 19:24

Well if that's not cute, I don't know what is!

Pandacupcakelove 26

Sunday 22 July 2012 19:29

Playing with your hair is not cute unless you're five years old and actually shy... YDI.

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brandy1 5

Sunday 22 July 2012 19:56

So what. If he likes you, he's going to like you with or without your hair extension. Don't really see the point of hair extensions anyway.

poppaof6 0

Sunday 22 July 2012 19:58

Weave heard this one before.

every1luvsboners 11

Sunday 22 July 2012 20:07

This FML is crazy and unbeweaveable.

maythebeautiful 2

Sunday 22 July 2012 22:20

I see what you did there(;

jazzybaby179 22

Sunday 22 July 2012 22:29

Boners where have you Been?!:0 i miss seeing your Comments!

NKV786 2

Sunday 22 July 2012 20:08

YDI for wearing extensions!!

Leslier_fml 4

Sunday 22 July 2012 20:26

Maybe you were trying to hard. You could have just smiled.

OhMinty 5

Sunday 22 July 2012 20:26

Not to cute anymore

TheSasmaster 9

Sunday 22 July 2012 20:28

OP, you shouldn't have to wear hair extensions at all! You're probably just as beautiful without them :)

fmlnik 5

Monday 23 July 2012 4:26

I like how you said probably

animal50199 10

Sunday 22 July 2012 20:35

Lesson learned. Don't do that.

day624 14

Sunday 22 July 2012 20:36

That move is sure to bring all the boys to the yard

jetty254567 0

Sunday 22 July 2012 20:53

Were they the colored ones or your regular hair color? If they were your hair color, you kind of have a bad reputation.

xgirlofglassx 4

Sunday 22 July 2012 22:05

...explain your logic?

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 22 July 2012 22:17

Is this one of those "something happens to you, it reflects your life" things like the burning/ringing ears?

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