Love: Today, while trying to pull a nail out of some wood with a crowbar...

By ouch... - 03/03/2010 11:13 - United States

Today, while trying to pull a nail out of some wood with a crowbar in my theatre class, my girlfriend, who was holding down the wood with her foot, thought it would be funny to move her foot and make me lose my balance. Instead, the crowbar flew up and struck me in the nuts. FML

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By Username - 08/10/2010 10:53 - France

Today, I was making my bed, which would normally be a simple task, until I leaned into the wooden foot of my bed, and put my entire body weight on my left nut. FML

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By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2018 22:00

Today I had a narrow escape with a nailgun that nailed my workboot to the floor but luckily missed my foot. After I calmed down and changed boots I returned to the nailgun, started working again and barely 30 seconds later I managed to nail my thumb to a piece of wood. Man, I'm bad at my job. FML

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By Khail Lozano - 02/04/2022 00:00

Today, I was making my bed and had an armload of pillows. One slipped and I tried to catch it between my arm and leg. I missed, sending my fist into my nuts. FML

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By PunctureWound - 10/10/2010 00:57 - Canada

Today, we were playing a game at work where whenever someone is in the washroom, we throw a 2 inch lug nut at the door because it makes a huge bang and scares whoever is in there. I was just opening the door to exit when someone threw the nut. It hit me in the face. FML

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Look where you're going, dude

By balancestrikesagain - 24/04/2009 09:37 - United States

Today, I was getting onto an airplane and happened to admire the stewardess. I was walking onto the plane and was just about to talk to her when my foot slipped into the crack between the boarding ramp and the plane. Not only did she laugh as I limped to my seat but now I have bruised nuts. FML

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Nuts

By Painful - 05/10/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I was sitting around a bonfire when an ember landed on my crotch. Without thinking, I quickly slapped at it and hit myself square in the nuts. FML

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By gmian - 06/12/2015 05:06 - United States - Amherst

Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML

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Skittish

By bronzemedal97 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was leaning under a counter to get my girlfriend her favorite snack food out of a low cabinet when she decided it would be funny to poke me while I was in an awkward position. I jerked up, rammed my head on the bottom of the counter, and ended up at the ER with staples in my head. FML

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By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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kerrygirl 13

Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:05

on the bright side she'l do everything you ask her to do for the next few days......

_Dusty_ 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 16:27

Yes, but not in that order.

Comments

mc1900 4

Wednesday 3 March 2010 23:17

you dont know how to use a crowbar i guess. your fault

judetheobvious 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 0:01

YDI for dating a *****

cameron1793 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 0:50

#15 truely epic comment, it just mocks you you dumb ass (OP)

LuferLad 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:03

just tell her that she has to kiss it for you ;)

FlagrantNE0 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:45

You deserve it for not being able to hold down the wood yourself with your foot and having to rely on your girlfriend to do a one-man's task.

atomicbaboon 0

Monday 25 April 2011 8:53

emphasis on MAN

1sh4ggedURm0m 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 1:56

I can definately smell shiiiiite!

hedgehogs 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 2:15

Dump the sadistic girlfriend soonest. That's not funny.

thekingjoe90 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 2:41

why would you remove a nail with a crow bar, a hammer works to

thekingjoe90 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 2:41

why would you remove a nail with a crow bar, a hammer works to

Hobo_stickfigure 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 3:29

well now you ask her to kiss it better 

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