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By ewww - 30/07/2011 14:07 - United States

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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Awkward

By reesemaster - 23/11/2010 00:18 - United States

Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, "What were you reaching for?" FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

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By ToiletRoll - 29/03/2015 12:49 - Australia - Frankston

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

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By xobeachbabi428ox - 18/07/2009 22:32 - United States

Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML

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Always check before

By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 14:00

Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML

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Typical Ohia public bathroom

By Anonymous - 18/09/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the toilet when a dude broke into my stall, screamed, "No time to explain!" and ran out with a toilet paper roll. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2013 16:01 - United States - Walker

Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML

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By pass_the_tp - 13/01/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML

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Top comments

Glitterhinoceros 14

Saturday 30 July 2011 19:53

Reach over to the next stall and take that ones toilet paper.

Ahlph 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 19:53

"Nice to meet you too!"

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zaveeshaveesh3 7

Saturday 30 July 2011 19:57

That's what you get for using public bathrooms

fatraptorjesus13 9

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:06

I hope you're kidding

YacL 15

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:43

What were they supposed to use? Their pants?

reallytho3 11

Saturday 30 July 2011 22:58

well it is a portable toilet....

reallytho3 11

Saturday 30 July 2011 22:58

well it is a portable toilet....

zaveeshaveesh3 7

Sunday 31 July 2011 23:35

Yes it was joke:)

Kuina_fml 5

Saturday 30 July 2011 19:57

Next time you go into the mcdonalds bathrooms, I recommend getting a fly swatter. You know, for wandering hands. Keep it handy. You never know who might reach in.

Melisso 4

Saturday 30 July 2011 19:58

you should have slapped that hand away lol

hiyourcute 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 19:59

That's why you never use the restroom at a McDonalds...

iraq24 2

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:14

Two camels in a car

iJasper 8

Saturday 30 July 2011 21:07

*Two camels in a Tiny car

iraq24 2

Sunday 31 July 2011 13:49

Well the car wasn't too tiny if you could fit two camels

unluckiestperson_fml 14

Saturday 30 July 2011 19:59

Yeah sorry about that, there wasn't any in mine...

redrumbear 9

Sunday 31 July 2011 6:54

It has been said twice already in two different forms. It's kind of not funny the third time. I just thought I'd let you know.

izzym11 1

Friday 5 August 2011 7:18

agreed

picklemonger 13

Saturday 30 July 2011 19:59

Wow! That's a really long hand. Must be wire dexterous too since he/she knew exactly where to find the toilet paper from a neighboring stall...

paras0mnia 3

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:02

that's what I thought, oh well, I'll send this one to myth busters :P

Euphoriah 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:00

Lol sucks to be you. I would have tugowar'd on that.

iraq24 2

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:03

Those damn heartless bathroom trolls

eytw3211 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:04

S(h)it on their hand. Whichever is more convenient.

MissSunny 6

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:07

Ydi for just sitting there and watching it happen. I would have kicked him!

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