Miscellaneous: Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached... - FML

By ewww - 30/07/2011 14:07 - United States

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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Awkward

By reesemaster - 23/11/2010 00:18 - United States

Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, "What were you reaching for?" FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

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By ToiletRoll - 29/03/2015 12:49 - Australia - Frankston

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

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By xobeachbabi428ox - 18/07/2009 22:32 - United States

Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML

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Always check before

By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 14:00

Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML

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Typical Ohia public bathroom

By Anonymous - 18/09/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the toilet when a dude broke into my stall, screamed, "No time to explain!" and ran out with a toilet paper roll. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2013 16:01 - United States - Walker

Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML

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By pass_the_tp - 13/01/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Saturday 30 July 2011 19:53

Reach over to the next stall and take that ones toilet paper.

Ahlph 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 19:53

"Nice to meet you too!"

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squanmonster 8

Saturday 30 July 2011 21:54

And that's why I love NJ

bigbadtim 7

Saturday 30 July 2011 21:58

How is that possible? Every public washroom I have been in you would have to crawl under the stall wall to get to the toilet paper.

ifeelya 5

Saturday 30 July 2011 22:03

so? you'd probably doing the same thing if you were out of toilet paper...

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 30 July 2011 22:08

Reach back and grab their hand to wipe yourself.

tigerlilypop 7

Saturday 30 July 2011 22:13

I really don't like penguins.

youshitme 9

Saturday 30 July 2011 22:14

You deserved it for eating at McDonald's.

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 30 July 2011 22:19

Maybe they ate their healthy stuff... Oh, wait...

hippie_lover123 6

Saturday 30 July 2011 22:18

i just litteraly loled

JokerJohn7 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 22:21

you shouldve slapped it. its completely your fault

justbigbs 6

Sunday 31 July 2011 1:53

#115 AND #120 Seems like the most logical thing to do, but... remember you're in a toilet the last place you expect someone to violate. Its kinda of a holy place for one and one person only at a time. But its the best place to mess someone up, were the least expect it. Street Kings anyone???? LOL

preetaleet 9

Saturday 30 July 2011 22:38

Bitch slap 'em

Deverz 10

Saturday 30 July 2011 22:48

ydi for letting it happen. also they must have had super long bendy arms

flashback.miss 28

Sunday 31 July 2011 1:20

Slenderman??

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Today, my grandpa was wearing flip flops and white socks. He entered my restroom, and the moment he did I remembered there was no toilet paper left. I felt too ashamed to interrupt his dump, so I waited for him to ask for paper; he never did, and came out without socks. FML

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Today, I have COVID. My almost ex-wife is taking our kid to Thanksgiving with her family, but asked if he could stay longer with me (while I'm in quarantine), I said OK, no energy to argue, but she pushed and when I said, "If he's negative and has no symptoms it seems unnecessary" she screamed, "I DON'T WANT TO KILL MY PARENTS!" FML

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Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my fiancée a necklace she always wanted. She gave me herpes. FML

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Today, my partner said I was ''foreign'' to him, like ''I didn't know him at all'' when I failed to correctly pick up on a highly specific thought he had about me, via text message. Sorry for not being psychic, babe? FML

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Today, I got up at 4:30 am, went to my job as the newspaper guy. Nobody was there to open the door, it was raining and I was freezing. I decided to wait, because I really wanted my salary. At 6 o'clock my boss opens the door and says, "Oh, it's you. Well, you're fired. We can't pay you anymore." FML

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Today, I sat down with my daughter to have the sex talk, because she recently started seeing a guy. I mentioned at one point how disappointed I would be if she got pregnant. She went wide-eyed and asked, "Didn't mom tell you?" FML

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Today, while eating a BLT sandwich, I unexpectedly sneezed a lump of bacon up the back of my nose. It has just taken 6 hours of unpleasantness to snort the lump back out. Not how I wanted to spend my day off. FML

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Today, our boiler broke. Yesterday, it was our fridge. The day before that, the deck collapsed, and a few weeks ago the dishwasher flooded the kitchen. This is after we spent a ton of money to have the house gutted due to a mold problem. We only bought the house a year ago, and have lived in it even less. We need to move. FML

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