Miscellaneous: Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached...

By ewww - 30/07/2011 14:07 - United States

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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Awkward

By reesemaster - 23/11/2010 00:18 - United States

Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, "What were you reaching for?" FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

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By ToiletRoll - 29/03/2015 12:49 - Australia - Frankston

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

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By xobeachbabi428ox - 18/07/2009 22:32 - United States

Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML

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Always check before

By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 14:00

Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML

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Typical Ohia public bathroom

By Anonymous - 18/09/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the toilet when a dude broke into my stall, screamed, "No time to explain!" and ran out with a toilet paper roll. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2013 16:01 - United States - Walker

Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML

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By pass_the_tp - 13/01/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Saturday 30 July 2011 19:53

Reach over to the next stall and take that ones toilet paper.

Ahlph 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 19:53

"Nice to meet you too!"

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antonio21 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:09

u should've reached under the stall and flipped him off

ramboman19 8

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:11

Just be lucky it didn't have a peephole!!

geekpowerwtf 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:12

The Winner takes it all!

NaomiMadison 4

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:14

Reach under their stall and take it back, then give them a thumbs down while your hands still under there!

FloridaStateChic 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:17

haha win

NaomiMadison 4

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:22

I thumbed down my own comment by accident. Awesome. lol

FloridaStateChic 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:23

lmao nice

howslife123 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 22:35

lol I'm guessing you made that mistake while trying to thumb up your own comment xD

NaomiMadison 4

Sunday 31 July 2011 5:14

haha actually, yes I was assuming I'd be the only one thumbing it up...

howslife123 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 6:28

:))) alright from now on I'm gonna like all your comments .. Like-rapist !!

NaomiMadison 4

Sunday 31 July 2011 7:23

hahaha how thoughtful of you!

tiswine 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:17

c chien XD

kduubb 7

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:22

lmfao (x

iSwagMoney 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:24

I don't know what's more sad...that you're stuck on the McD's crapper or that you actually watched and let that person do that -_-

Mizz_Sp0iled 6

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:28

i wouldve kicked his hand before he finished stealing my tp

jillianmathers12 13

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:29

Jerseys has some weird people!

owo_fml 9

Sunday 31 July 2011 0:28

So does Canada. I'm pretty sure this kind of whackiness is not related to place alone.

snickersxx 0

Sunday 31 July 2011 4:56

We're not toilet paper thieves in Canada

professorxfm 7

Saturday 30 July 2011 20:32

Next time, step on their hand!

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Same thing different taste

Awkward

Sneaky

Always check before

Typical Ohia public bathroom

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