Miscellaneous: Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail...

By anna - 22/12/2011 21:25 - France

Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML

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By ihatelife - 14/05/2011 23:17 - Canada

Today, I was trying to listen to a phone message I'd received. I was excited because I'd been waiting for the coaches to call me back for tryouts for a week now. Trying to figure out how to listen to it, I ended up deleting it. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the train when some crazy man started talking to me. I ignored him, and he tapped on my shoulder. He started blabbing and I just pointed to my ears and mouthed, "I'm deaf." He stopped talking. A minute later my phone rang and I answered it without thinking. FML

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High hopes

By lyssanthamum - 09/04/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, on the train, I got excited when I suddenly noticed I had a missed call and voicemail from a boy I liked. With a grin on my face, I told my friend. My dad overheard and said, "Oh sweetie, he probably had the wrong number." The voicemail was blank. I texted him. The call was indeed an accident. FML

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By xoccerplaya - 06/10/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML

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Phones, how do they work?!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, a voicemail suddenly appeared in my messages. Last week I missed a call from an Unknown caller, and no number was listed. Turns out they wanted to arrange an interview for a job I really wanted. They left a number in the voicemail, telling me to call them back that day if I was interested. FML

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By Kfeaaa - 24/02/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 22:00

Today, I was having trouble sleeping, and I was almost asleep when I got a call from one of those spam places. They left a voicemail, which I made the mistake of listening to. The voice was so slowed down, it was very creepy, especially late at night. I don't think I'll be sleeping at all tonight. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 22:22 - United States

Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML

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By King_of_hearts - 04/04/2014 23:46 - United States - Plymouth

Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML

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TheSnakeDoctor20 17

Friday 23 December 2011 0:27

You should have deleted his face!

kipfischer 11

Friday 23 December 2011 0:28

That's hilarious

Comments

perdix 29

Friday 23 December 2011 2:04

Wait 'til Siri learns to kill. After all, she is HAL's daughter . . .

lstrawberrycake 12

Friday 23 December 2011 2:06

It was mikimi! DEATHNOTE FANS WOOP

Linkerdoodles 15

Friday 23 December 2011 3:43

Probably going to get thumbed down, but… WOOT! DEATH NOTE!

DKjazz 20

Friday 23 December 2011 6:06

Delete, delete, delete. DELETE. DELETE. DELETE. That's what I thought, too, but I couldn't remember his name.

CuteGinger 2

Friday 23 December 2011 22:18

DAMN! I go through all the comments checking to see if someone made that reference, and just when I think I can do it, you're here. *claps* Oh, and it's *Mikami.

ninjacapo 2

Friday 23 December 2011 2:06

...win

dawhitekid15 0

Friday 23 December 2011 2:06

u mad bro?

ManlyHotManlyMan 0

Friday 23 December 2011 2:11

I can't wait for my sister to come home at Christmas so I can do this

Lexx_S18 0

Friday 23 December 2011 2:12

I actually think that's pretty funny.

Firebalone 13

Friday 23 December 2011 2:37

That really sucks! Although funny! But if your phone is an iPhone all deleted messages go into Deleted Messages at the bottom of all messages. You have to go into that to actually delete them from the phone or re-save it.