Miscellaneous: Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail...

By anna - 22/12/2011 21:25 - France

Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML

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By ihatelife - 14/05/2011 23:17 - Canada

Today, I was trying to listen to a phone message I'd received. I was excited because I'd been waiting for the coaches to call me back for tryouts for a week now. Trying to figure out how to listen to it, I ended up deleting it. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the train when some crazy man started talking to me. I ignored him, and he tapped on my shoulder. He started blabbing and I just pointed to my ears and mouthed, "I'm deaf." He stopped talking. A minute later my phone rang and I answered it without thinking. FML

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By lyssanthamum - 09/04/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, on the train, I got excited when I suddenly noticed I had a missed call and voicemail from a boy I liked. With a grin on my face, I told my friend. My dad overheard and said, "Oh sweetie, he probably had the wrong number." The voicemail was blank. I texted him. The call was indeed an accident. FML

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By xoccerplaya - 06/10/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, a voicemail suddenly appeared in my messages. Last week I missed a call from an Unknown caller, and no number was listed. Turns out they wanted to arrange an interview for a job I really wanted. They left a number in the voicemail, telling me to call them back that day if I was interested. FML

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By Kfeaaa - 24/02/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 22:00

Today, I was having trouble sleeping, and I was almost asleep when I got a call from one of those spam places. They left a voicemail, which I made the mistake of listening to. The voice was so slowed down, it was very creepy, especially late at night. I don't think I'll be sleeping at all tonight. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 22:22 - United States

Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML

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By King_of_hearts - 04/04/2014 23:46 - United States - Plymouth

Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML

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TheSnakeDoctor20 17

Friday 23 December 2011 0:27

You should have deleted his face!

kipfischer 11

Friday 23 December 2011 0:28

That's hilarious

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MrKing45 6

Friday 23 December 2011 1:18

Trollllloooooooooeeeeeddddddd

PeteyPablo12308 20

Friday 23 December 2011 10:49

Trolloed??

Lei_Aili 18

Friday 23 December 2011 1:22

Oh no, so you actually had to call the person and ask what they wanted? #firstworldproblems

Lei_Aili 18

Friday 23 December 2011 1:27

Isn't there usually a "confirm delete" or "un-delete" right after you delete a message? You could have saved it.

fpike17 0

Friday 23 December 2011 1:28

He's a dick. But you have to admit, pretty funny.

dakotaf_fml 0

Friday 23 December 2011 1:36

Don't almost all phone say would u like to save any deleted? haha but that is funny i think almost anyone would do that.

jjmiller1001 17

Friday 23 December 2011 1:38

I hope you promptly turned around and punched him in the face

Pooner777 0

Friday 23 December 2011 1:48

Good thing he didnt yell SPERM!

Insane_Tea 15

Friday 23 December 2011 3:58

I don't know. Its a mystery

MrSassypants 33

Friday 23 December 2011 6:14

Siri- "Sperm deleted." OP- "What? How can this be?" Troll- "8) Hazzur!"

dogpup4 23

Friday 23 December 2011 1:52

Cyberman?

Daydreemdie 0

Friday 23 December 2011 1:59

Wow what a dum jerk O_o at least he didn't yell WTF!

cj7geojeep 0

Friday 23 December 2011 9:04

Dumb*

Daydreemdie 0

Friday 23 December 2011 14:21

Thx ? O_o

LordOfLincoln 6

Friday 23 December 2011 2:04

Hahaha! That sucks but I'm gonna have to try it out myself now!!!

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