Miscellaneous: Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail...

By anna - 22/12/2011 21:25 - France

Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML

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By ihatelife - 14/05/2011 23:17 - Canada

Today, I was trying to listen to a phone message I'd received. I was excited because I'd been waiting for the coaches to call me back for tryouts for a week now. Trying to figure out how to listen to it, I ended up deleting it. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the train when some crazy man started talking to me. I ignored him, and he tapped on my shoulder. He started blabbing and I just pointed to my ears and mouthed, "I'm deaf." He stopped talking. A minute later my phone rang and I answered it without thinking. FML

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By lyssanthamum - 09/04/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, on the train, I got excited when I suddenly noticed I had a missed call and voicemail from a boy I liked. With a grin on my face, I told my friend. My dad overheard and said, "Oh sweetie, he probably had the wrong number." The voicemail was blank. I texted him. The call was indeed an accident. FML

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By xoccerplaya - 06/10/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, a voicemail suddenly appeared in my messages. Last week I missed a call from an Unknown caller, and no number was listed. Turns out they wanted to arrange an interview for a job I really wanted. They left a number in the voicemail, telling me to call them back that day if I was interested. FML

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By Kfeaaa - 24/02/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 22:00

Today, I was having trouble sleeping, and I was almost asleep when I got a call from one of those spam places. They left a voicemail, which I made the mistake of listening to. The voice was so slowed down, it was very creepy, especially late at night. I don't think I'll be sleeping at all tonight. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 22:22 - United States

Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML

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By King_of_hearts - 04/04/2014 23:46 - United States - Plymouth

Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML

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TheSnakeDoctor20 17

Friday 23 December 2011 0:27

You should have deleted his face!

kipfischer 11

Friday 23 December 2011 0:28

That's hilarious

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eliza1000 9

Friday 23 December 2011 4:57

Hopefully wasnt important

jbsington 8

Friday 23 December 2011 5:04

It was Mikami

OliPxD_fml 1

Friday 23 December 2011 5:05

He's a Cyberman.

spongebob1990 3

Friday 23 December 2011 5:11

Thats funny and creepy crazy people these days:)

hateevryone 14

Friday 23 December 2011 5:15

you should've popped him upside the head with your phone.

PandaLoverXD 12

Friday 23 December 2011 6:03

Some people just love being assholes to strangers... -_-

SwaggerMelon 6

Friday 23 December 2011 6:10

Last comment.

hateANmotivate 0

Friday 23 December 2011 6:25

Delete his dick in half with a hammer. That would be effective.

landry5247 0

Friday 23 December 2011 6:31

Haha win for stranger!

jonasbrother4lif 5

Friday 23 December 2011 6:45

Haha where's the like button?

HogwartsDropout7 0

Saturday 24 December 2011 4:21

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