By Anonymous - 25/06/2013 17:16 - United States - Surprise

Today, while walking around town, some guy grabbed me from behind, clutched at my nipples, and said, "That's where I always imagined they were." FML
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Despereaux 15

Kick him in the balls and say "just where I thought they would be too"

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perdix 29

I'm surprised he was so impressed, nipplocation is an inbred sense, even babies can find them.

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venus89 17

Put on handcuffs and tell him you got a surprise for him at the police station

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Dunkx3 3

i would love for That to happen to me

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Posthuman 26

I hear they touch your boobs at the doctors office if you complain about possible lumps.

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Posthuman 26

I would invest in therapy after that. And a shirt that says "MY NIPPLES ARE HERE" with arrows pointing to my nipplies.

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onorexveritas 23

holy ****. that's when you taser the shit out the creepo

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Dcm210 19

Sounds like he's been kinda watching you for awhile. I hope your okay.

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