Intimacy: Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me....

By Anonymous - 11/04/2015 22:05 - United States - Shelby

Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML

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By Chelsea - 02/04/2012 17:31 - United States

Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2015 17:44 - United States - Riverside

Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with. I'm not really interested in him, so I rushed out of his house last night. He was letting me know I left my wallet at his house, and if I want it, I'll have to let him take me to dinner. FML

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Bang for your buck

By Anonymous - 24/08/2022 06:00

Today, feeling attractive, I got dressed up and took myself to a trendy bar to enjoy some cocktails. A muscular, handsome man approached me and we began to flirt. He recommended that we get a hotel room, which we did. After we had the most amazing sex of my life, he started to tell me his price. He was an escort. FML

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By Melaknee - 19/03/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I saw an attractive man outside the club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up having sex in my apartment. The next day when I was dropping him off, I discovered he was homeless and was outside the club begging for money. My house is suddenly out of bread and cheese. FML

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By ultraattitude - 22/04/2012 07:01 - United States - Union City

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 13:00 - United States

Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML

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By Hooker - 28/03/2013 23:58 - United States

Today, I was on a girls' trip in Las Vegas. I met a cute guy at a bar and we were going back to his hotel room together. On the way up, he asked me how much it would cost. FML

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Waste of time

By Anonymous - 11/08/2019 00:01

Today, I hooked up with a guy. He didn't last 30 seconds before finishing, Then his car wouldn't start. I ended up walking home after a hook up that wasn't worth it. FML

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Dodged some bullshit

By Anonymous - 23/05/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get drinks for the first time with a guy I'd been talking to. He drank 4 drinks in the span of 30 minutes, and fell asleep at the table. I went to the bathroom before getting the check, and I came back to find he'd thrown up all over our table. Needless to say, I left without saying a word to him and deleted his number. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 06:02

Today, I saw a guy at a bar that looked cute. I didn't dare talk to him, though. When I was on my way home, drunkenly singing the entire way, I finally noticed he was walking along behind me. Probably for about 15 minutes. FML

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Sunday 12 April 2015 12:22

It could'ave been a honest mistake OP, atleast he didn't cut off a chunk of your hair and ask you to prom?

TiggyBonkers 32

Sunday 12 April 2015 12:32

Maybe that happened because you literally just had sex with a man you just met...

Comments

an3ph 20

Tuesday 14 April 2015 21:24

Hey, how was he supposed to know you weren't what you seem?

archiecaine 1

Wednesday 15 April 2015 2:22

Take the money! Orgasms AND cash? Amazing!

archiecaine 1

Wednesday 15 April 2015 2:23

But also all the people moral judging because, heaven forbid, you choose to act as you please can sit down. Sex is nice, and pleasure is good for you. Heaven forbid somebody hold different values to your own.

iwadasn 32

Wednesday 15 April 2015 4:10

She's complaining about the consequences on FML, so clearly she realizes it's a problem, too.

ashfitpup 1

Wednesday 15 April 2015 4:54

ouch

LittleKisses 8

Thursday 16 April 2015 2:03

TAKE THE MONEY! Lol

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Thursday 16 April 2015 4:53

Doesn't matter, had sex. :D Did you at least take the money? No, wait, don't - maybe he's an undercover cop or something and you'd get arrested for being a hooker, which you aren't!