Health: Today, while walking on the sidewalk with my boyfriend, I slipped...

By clumsy - 04/01/2011 15:47

Today, while walking on the sidewalk with my boyfriend, I slipped and fell. Not only did he not help me get up or ask if I was okay, he got mad at me for embarrassing him in public. FML

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By damnbananas - 24/01/2011 20:38 - United States

Today, while at school, I slipped on a wet patch in the hall and fell over, smacking my head against the floor. I laid there for a good five minutes in agonizing pain while people literally walked over me. Not a single person bothered to help me up or ask if I was okay. FML

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You deserved it 4 346

By college will be fun they said - 15/09/2017 19:30 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I was running late to class and slipped down a staircase. Not only did nobody help me, but when I got up I noticed an old man staring at my ass. FML

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You deserved it 428

By This girl - 19/12/2011 18:01 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

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You deserved it 3 389

Like tears in rain

By anabanannailoveu - 17/07/2021 07:59

Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML

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You deserved it 424

By Yes - 24/11/2009 16:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML

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You deserved it 3 379

By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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You deserved it 5 111

By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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You deserved it 3 248

By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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You deserved it 3 040

By kill me - 31/01/2009 15:30 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and while trying to make a dramatic exit, I slammed his car door, slipped on the ice and landed on my back in front of a large crowd of onlookers. FML

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You deserved it 8 835

Sorry

By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 314

You deserved it 8 038

Marksterrr 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 18:57

Sounds to me like your boyfriend suffers from a world of problems that could best be solved with you breaking up with him.

kittylady666 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 18:54

dump him.

Comments

mintcar 9

Tuesday 4 January 2011 19:31

Your boyfriend is sweet. I hope to find someone like him one day.

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 4 January 2011 19:33

Have him come and see me. I'll stab him in his carotid artery with a rusty butter knife and then beat the shit out of him for having the audacity to bleed on my carpet. What a ******* twat.

detolicious 2

Tuesday 4 January 2011 19:48

are you taking orders on that?

theannonymousone 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 21:32

Breathe Doc! Breathe! In... and out... in... and out...

summersizzle 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 8:53

in and out in and out? oh doc is very good at doing that with his mouth!!!!! I keed I keed

122409 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 19:38

Alvin Law?

Vaesive 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 19:44

Sounds like he should be an ex befriend now.

StonesAya 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 20:14

That guy is a text book sociopath where he is the center of everything and no one else exists let alone matters. Run. Run Far, Far Away!

Optimus_Primerib 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 20:20

its time to dump that douche, and find a man that respects you.

iHateThisLife 10

Tuesday 4 January 2011 20:26

kick him where the sun don't shine! he's an asshole.

starrs_movingIn 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 20:47

this is some really funny ish...I just LOL'd...but yes, controllism leads to abusivism!

dt520 4

Wednesday 5 January 2011 11:26

that would only logically assume that all women become abusive then...

seahorses4eva 4

Tuesday 4 January 2011 20:56

If he thinks you falling in public is an embarrassment to him, he clearly doesn't know it's much more embarrassing to be an inconsiderate douche bag in public. You deserve better.