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By Username - 22/06/2012 06:02 - United States

Today, while watching TV with my boyfriend, I was telling him that I wasn't looking forward to "getting older" and turning thirty in three days. Five minutes later, he said, "I never knew you had so much grey hair already" and then offered to help me dye them. FML

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By lifestinks - 05/04/2009 04:17 - Canada

Today, when my boyfriend reffered to my hair, I told him I was going to dye it. He responded by saying, "finally, so how much you going for, 40, maybe 50 pounds?". I said dye it, not diet. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2018 05:00

Today, I realized how bad my grey hair problem has gotten as I noticed I had grey pubes. I'm only 23. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML

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By inappropes - 29/10/2017 01:30

Today, at almost 26 years old, my beard is finally coming in. Too bad it, like the hair on my head, is 50% grey already. FML

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Denial

By Anonymous - 18/11/2021 17:01 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I noticed several grey streaks in my hair while putting it in its usual combover. I'm only 18 years-old, and my hair was once one of my greatest sources of pride. FML

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Time marches on

By Anonymous - 05/01/2021 00:58 - Canada - Brandon

Today, after looking back at our high school photos, I told my fiancée I’ve been scared lately that I’m getting uglier with age, and that I was much prettier back then. He got really quiet, and then agreed with me.. I’m only 24. FML

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By Username - 16/09/2010 23:27 - France

Today, I decided to dye my hair to freshen up my appearance. I asked my husband for his opinion, expecting him to recommend a color. He then asked me why going on a diet wasn't my first option. FML

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His type

By hannieannie - 12/07/2020 02:02

Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML

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Lowkey

By kinky pinky - 02/09/2020 05:02 - United States

Today, my husband threw a fit because I dyed my hair bright magenta. Funny, I actually dyed it three days ago. He literally just noticed. Shows how much attention he pays me. FML

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By mastel07 - 10/12/2014 12:59 - United Kingdom - Stevenage

Today, I found a very light blonde long hair on my marital bed's pillow. I confronted my husband about it and after hours of arguments and me throwing his stuff out of the house, I found another. Attached to my head. My husband isn't having an affair, I'm just going grey. FML

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bballpg021xx 5

Friday 22 June 2012 12:29

At least you have hair... Soon you may not have much left.

plaguer 26

Friday 22 June 2012 12:38

Grey hair is better than no hair.

Comments

Calyx_fml 21

Friday 22 June 2012 18:09

30?! Honey, you're still quite young. I knew a girl who started greying in 1st grade! By the time she graduated high school she was completely white haired, and stunning.

whY402Jay 12

Friday 22 June 2012 18:20

Don't trip. I'm 27 and have a lot. It's time I find a job not working with juvenile delinquents.

BobOsso_fml 8

Friday 22 June 2012 19:04

I just turned 30 2 days ago. Don't see why you find it to be a big deal. Then again, I'm a man and we look better as we get older.

mrsmathers17531 5

Friday 22 June 2012 19:13

Hey, at least your boyfriend is nice and is willing to help you dye your hair!

mal2012 4

Friday 22 June 2012 20:03

30 is NOT old. Are u ok?! Im 20 n im sayin 30 is nothing. Relax dear.... Breath n take care of u n ur health. Wait til u get to the age wen u will WISH u were 30 again

merrielp 13

Friday 22 June 2012 20:34

What's wrong with 30? 30 yo women are HOT

DanielleinDC 33

Friday 22 June 2012 20:39

Okay, he muffed that, but that is NOT FML worthy. If you don't like your grey hair, dye them. If you do, tell him you like your grey hair and will wear it with pride. And 30 is not old.