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By confused_cashier - 12/06/2016 01:34 - United States - Herndon

Today, while working as a cashier at a fast food restaurant, a customer asked me how many chicken nuggets were in our 6 count chicken nuggets. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2014 15:40 - United States

Today, I accidentally asked the cashier at Wendy's how much their 99 cent chicken nuggets were. I guess he is still laughing at me. FML

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By Makeitdance - 11/05/2014 14:46 - United States - Pleasanton

Today, a customer asked me how long our 6-inch sandwich was. FML

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By korbo7 - 17/05/2016 03:26 - United States - Grand Island

Today, I saw a man help an elderly lady with her tray at the local McDonald's. I wanted to do something nice for him, so I added a couple extra nuggets in his meal. He later came up to me and told me I was dumb and didn't know how to count, and that was why I was working at McDonald's. FML

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That's no excuse

By Anonymous - 15/04/2021 08:00

Today, a customer yelled at me because I wouldn’t sell her a boneless chicken bucket with extra fries, beans, coleslaw and Pepsi. I work at Subway. FML

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By stifledbyyou - 12/12/2010 00:06 - United States

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML

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I just work here

By stupidapperently - 01/02/2013 04:06 - United States

Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML

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By hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

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Karen strikes again

By Anonymous - 17/02/2021 08:01

Today, at work as a manager at pizza place, I got yelled by a customer because they got one fewer paper plates than they asked for. FML

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By lyssuhhhh - 26/09/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman asked me what came on a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Trying not to laugh, I respond, "Bacon, egg, and cheese." She then realizes the stupidity of her question, and launches three dollars worth of quarters at my face and says, "Laugh at that, jerk." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2013 23:56 - United States - Westminster

Today, working as a cashier, I had a customer come through and ask to purchase a bag of ice. I asked, "Eight pound or twenty pound?", referring to the clearly marked weight of the bags. He replied, "What's the difference?" FML

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Tripartita 44

Sunday 12 June 2016 16:59

If you say "five" you might get a bonus nugget for yourself!

Stuby14 19

Sunday 12 June 2016 17:02

The customer may always be right, but they are usually also pretty dumb.

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everton99 16

Monday 13 June 2016 1:13

I would tell them there are a half dozen.

ambitiousnerd 16

Monday 13 June 2016 1:38

When I worked at a cafe I had someone ask me if our iced tea was cold.

nanner6206 24

Monday 13 June 2016 7:39

I think that question is valid. Some places have hot brewed tea and add ice to the cup, rather than chill the tea before b serving over ice. If I didn't want watered down tea (from all the quickly melted ice) I might ask too, so I could choose a different drink.

madscientist_17 15

Monday 13 June 2016 2:26

Say six then say just kidding there are five. Haha

Dictionaryspeaks 18

Monday 13 June 2016 4:24

It's all the fluoride and aluminum in the air! And eating the chicken nuggets. Those actually come out of a big tube! Looks like toothpaste... Look it up...

lifes_rough23 8

Monday 13 June 2016 4:51

gosh I'm done with this generation. -__-

samlovesham1234 9

Monday 13 June 2016 5:19

Geez Louise, that's like asking what's the number for 911!

STFU01 14

Monday 13 June 2016 5:44

somewhere between 5 and 7

k122366 13

Monday 13 June 2016 6:16

murica!!

pbenecew 9

Monday 13 June 2016 6:36

Should have responded "Here's your sign."

UserDoesExist 13

Monday 13 June 2016 6:40

Common sense, some people just don't have it.

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