By james - 14/12/2008 13:14 - United Kingdom

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Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML
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when she asked what buttsex was... you should have been like "i'll show you"

whoa, whoa, whoa. you read ALL 15 pages of this site while you were hanging out with your girlfriend? Instead of doing something else.. more productive? FYL! Nah, more like FHL. That must have been boring since she couldn't really understand :P

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haha you should of told her "o come over to my house and ill show you" teehee

You mean he should HAVE told her... Also, she was reading over his shoulder. They were already together.

How is the an FML??? Shoulda just showed her... hahaha

#3 Are you a complete moron? English isn't her primary language. Do YOU know how to say fart in French, or would you understand the word if you encountered it?

No offense even though you should take offense French people suck and should not be alive or cleansed so they forget french.

why was she not in the kitchen making sandwiches???

Why aren't u at a bar somewhere breaking a glass bottle over your head?

ppl with te FML username loosechange shud b killed 4 thinking that all French ppl shud b killed

'Fart' is the only word in the English language that I find offensive. It is just disgusting and onomatopoetic. On the main subject, I don't see why this is a big deal? It could get better if she starts asking for hands-on demonstrations of 'doggie style' and such!

marisalee 0

Wren 415 do you have a life? Or do you just sit on your fat ass and criticise other people's FML's and look at some gay fairy pictures.

Of Course You Think Badly About French People...You Live In Canada! Problamo Solved ^.^