Intimacy: Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend...

By james - 14/12/2008 13:14 - United Kingdom

Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML

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By gleefan116 - 28/08/2010 00:18 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who recently started French classes, and I were having sex. Knowing how whispering in my ear turns me on, she whispered something in French, and I came. Later I found out it meant something like, "You should lose a lot of weight." FML

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By Herman - 13/02/2023 06:00 - United States - Bedford

Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML

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By vivelawank - 10/05/2014 20:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised the only preparation I've done for my final French exam has been wanking off to French porn. FML

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By French - 24/10/2013 12:52 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML

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By ThisIsMyLife - 04/06/2017 04:00

Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML

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By gassygirlfriend - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Nampa

Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 04:31 - United States - Lincoln

Today, I began taking a French language class. After completing and submitting some homework, I got a response. A response that was completely in French. I can't understand shit. FML

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By Ihatemylife - 03/03/2013 12:17 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2012 02:29 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend told me what turns her on: cheese. FML

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By knowtoomuch - 22/05/2013 00:10 - United States - Aurora

Today, I had to go with my mom to the gynecologist to translate due to her broken English. As we were filling out papers and answering questions, the doctor asked some very personal questions. I now know everything about my mom's sex life. FML

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Eladar 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 3:10

when she asked what buttsex was... you should have been like "i'll show you"

nuclear 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 7:37

whoa, whoa, whoa. you read ALL 15 pages of this site while you were hanging out with your girlfriend? Instead of doing something else.. more productive? FYL! Nah, more like FHL. That must have been boring since she couldn't really understand :P

Comments

ceuti 7

Thursday 27 August 2009 21:18

haha you should of told her "o come over to my house and ill show you" teehee

wren415 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 10:13

You mean he should HAVE told her... Also, she was reading over his shoulder. They were already together.

Rach_star 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 16:02

How is this an FML?

Phelpski 0

Friday 5 March 2010 6:30

How is the an FML??? Shoulda just showed her... hahaha

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 20:20

#3 Are you a complete moron? English isn't her primary language. Do YOU know how to say fart in French, or would you understand the word if you encountered it?

Loosechange 0

Tuesday 4 May 2010 6:07

No offense even though you should take offense French people suck and should not be alive or cleansed so they forget french.

matt643 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 21:14

why was she not in the kitchen making sandwiches???

FYLSLOWLY 0

Friday 11 March 2011 2:03

Why aren't u at a bar somewhere breaking a glass bottle over your head?

bballchamp43 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 22:06

ppl with te FML username loosechange shud b killed 4 thinking that all French ppl shud b killed

mad2physicist 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 8:03

'Fart' is the only word in the English language that I find offensive. It is just disgusting and onomatopoetic. On the main subject, I don't see why this is a big deal? It could get better if she starts asking for hands-on demonstrations of 'doggie style' and such!