By james - 14/12/2008 13:14 - United Kingdom

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Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML
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Eladar 0

when she asked what buttsex was... you should have been like "i'll show you"

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nuclear 0

whoa, whoa, whoa. you read ALL 15 pages of this site while you were hanging out with your girlfriend? Instead of doing something else.. more productive? FYL! Nah, more like FHL. That must have been boring since she couldn't really understand :P

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never2late88 0

k not all canadian ppl think badly about french ppl, your just as bad as him, i happen to be canadian and i think french ppl are awesome

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writergirl69 0

To #35+#43, what does "ppl" mean? "Te"? Pretty much your entire comments? Does "I" have a different meaning when lowercased? Could anyone translate their comments into English, for people like me who don't know that language? (No, I'm not actually that stupid, I'm being sarcastic. Chill.)

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lakailuc 0

dang ge should of said " it's what were about to do. 

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FYLSLOWLY 0

Your gf doesnt know what farting is? **** her life, and the rock she's been living under!

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TehGirreth 0

47, you're pro. Funny thing is, Canada is part French and part English. So apparently some Canadians hate themselves.

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peaceful505 0

theres a french version in the app store search: vdm

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gumhair 2

VDM = Vie De Merde, it literally means life of shit and you can translate it shit life. It was created before FML.

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jabee8 0

Hey im french too :D i always ask my english boyfriend those kind of questions :P ;) its not a fml at all... Its normal she wants to learn its better than act like she knows everything and stay dumb :P

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