By rochellamaya - 02/09/2011 12:47 - Canada

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Today, working as a nurse, I asked a 61-year-old patient if he did any physical activity. His reply was, "Well, I do masturbate a lot". He then went on to describe the various techniques he uses. FML
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RouletteRed 6

He's builing up those arms! =D

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iAmScrubs 19

Wait for him to demonstrate the interpretive dance masturbation.

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loserman67 35

Hey physical activity is physical activity - good for him - did you offer to lend him a hand if he ever needed one? If he can tug and fire at 61, maybe you need to give this guy a tumble - you may like it and/or learn a thing or two. Remember, age and experience usually triumphs over youth and enthusiasm!

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Buzzy123 7

Is he a lefty or righty?

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dragonwarrior 3

Hey at least he is doing some physical activity

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bigguy123456 2

He Wante to score with u;)

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perdix 29

Did he come in complaining of tennis elbow? For daily wanking, if he switches to a Continental grip, he'll recover quickly and continue having a ball. He should use the semi-Western for jelqing.

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Battle765 4

This gives me hope!

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aron33 2

At least share us some of his techinques. I once used a plastic bag with a towel in it but it didn't really give me pleasure. Also, even though I'm right handed I use my left hand to wank so I can surf the web while doing it.

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malignantmegan 3

Lol try making a cup of noodles, drain out the water, and cut a hole in the bottom. Lol never judge a book by it's cover v.v I learned that the hard way

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