By rochellamaya - 02/09/2011 12:47 - Canada

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Today, working as a nurse, I asked a 61-year-old patient if he did any physical activity. His reply was, "Well, I do masturbate a lot". He then went on to describe the various techniques he uses. FML
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RouletteRed 6

He's builing up those arms! =D

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iAmScrubs 19

Wait for him to demonstrate the interpretive dance masturbation.

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j_cat187 19

Well it is good cardio and his right arm must be huge

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rpamintuan92 0

You're not suppose to write anything about your work on the internet as a nurse right ?

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justanotherhuman 21

Dear OP, Never good when you hear the Boston Legal theme song go off in the background. FYL x-D

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iamfabio1990 12

I hear about masturbation techniques on this website probably once every day... sounds like I really am just not putting enough effort in. I hope you weren't forced into the conversation for too long.

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pyrogirl6622 0

See old people don't care any more. They love to say the first gross thing that comes to their mind.

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Claymore714 0

Hahahaha that's nasty

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perminator94 5

Ew that must have been pretty disturbing :p

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Mojo66930 0

Hey at least he wuz honest?

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