By rochellamaya - 02/09/2011 12:47 - Canada

Spicy
Today, working as a nurse, I asked a 61-year-old patient if he did any physical activity. His reply was, "Well, I do masturbate a lot". He then went on to describe the various techniques he uses. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

RouletteRed 6

He's builing up those arms! =D

iAmScrubs 19

Wait for him to demonstrate the interpretive dance masturbation.

Comments

rarememory 7

Sounds to me like you got what you asked for! Be more specific next time YDI

sematariux 7

Sounds like I have something to look forward to at that age

i_am_that_one 0

"oh yeh, first I put my hand like this and, oh wait, can u come over here and help me with this..?"

bubo_fml 10

excuse can u ask him to repeat technique number 2

perdix 29

I'd bet you'd be impressed if he described his techniques fluently in a foreign language.

cash_monkey72 9

What? It's still excersising.