I agree, 17. As a female OP should know that obviously she runs the risk of burning herself but also the ****** naturally cleans itself. Forcing water up in there can lead to yeast infections and vaginal dryness. Both are NASTY. Seriously OP, a vibrator can do wonders.

God, 81, do you really think OP pushed the shower head in her vajayay? If a woman says she masturbates with the shower head, it means that she gives herself a clitoral ****** from the water pressure.

Do you even know what you are talking about. You aim the shower head at the ********. Stop acting like you shove the whole showerhead up there.

If she's a minor then I doubt her parents would let her buy or have any sort of sex toy.

Why yes, I did know that 124, but the amount of water pressure coming out of a shower head can EASILY force water into the vaginal canal even if that's not OP's intention.

There's bound to be some upward-facing hotdogs from this comment.

Hot lips! That's ****** hysterical hahaha

Watching M*A*S*H repeats will never be the same for me again!

That's funny shit. :)

That's not even punny.

Oh god, a 15 year old..

53- So what?

Face it 53, the FML community is getting younger and younger. I still think there should be an age minimum on this site, some things on here really aren't appropriate for younger audiences.

Come on . That was ignorant .

27- That joke only works when someone is severely discredited with an aptly placed insult. Seriously, understand WHY it's funny before you use a joke.

53 - Oh god, a 17 year old!

It will never snore, fart, stand you up, be late, dump you, argue, hog the remote... God I could go on all night!

That's what she said.