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Yet again I was getting intimate with my shower head....how is this a regularly day thing for you?
Because normal people ********** regularly, and some people can't afford toys to help them along. It's called "improvisation".
If you're talking economics, i think a sex toy is a better investment on the long run. It's not like water is for free..
80- Not everyone has to pay for water.
120- Someone must pay.. Ultimately, earth pays my friend..earth pays
"Some complete genius decided to flush the toilet"...hmmm, that would suggest to me at least, that it's the other person's fault for not knowing you were masturbating with the shower head and also for following basic toilet procedure. You must live with some really selfish people
It'd be funny to see her try to confront them about it.
"I was in the shower and you burnt me!" She doesn't have to say where. ;)
How dare they have no clue that when they go about their daily life and flushing the toilet that this will send hot water to your shower head oh and while you're pleasuring yourself? You should give your downstairs Neighbour a notification next time, so they won't be as selfish as to flush during but perhaps after your ******.
Boo-fuckity-hoo. You have fingers. And nice try trying to make it your neighbors fault.
sometimes when you don't really have to do anything, it makes the experience better. also, technically it is the neighbours fault because the reaction to the toilet flush led to the burning water. I doubt it's a neighbour anyway, it's probably someone in the house. op, get a rule set up in your house to say "if the showers on, don't flush" you won't have to get burnt anywhere anymore! but get a toy!
by the way, I'm not actually blaming the person who flushed, just saying him being hygienic (which is good) is the reason op is burnt!
Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
The person who flushed was downstairs. Not in the same house.
Downstairs doesn't mean not in the same house dumbass. You know it is possible for a house to have a second story and for both the first and second floors to have bathrooms right?
Now I'm glad it doesn't affect the shower if I flush the toilet in Denmark xD
I said what the **** after the first sentence
Just gonna clear this up... Using a shower head for masturbation is not INSERTING IT. It is holding is away from you and spraying water onto the clit, which does feel amazingly nice. So ya know... It's not gross.
although that is how you do it, some people are gross and do insert it. although I think it's probably have one of those really slim shower heads! oh and also, you could have been a little more "censored" with how you put it. some kids are on here. :)
This website is called FML "**** my life" so as a basic premise there shouldn't be scores of children here.
I didn't mean very young, I dunno I just think maybe she could have a bit less... crude? either way, there are people who insert *shudder*
The ******** is the biological term, "clit" being equally acceptable. Kids are going to learn it one way or the other, especially over the Internet on FUCKmylife.com. So please, get over yourself.
I know it isn't gonna work, I have a 14 year old brother and the stuff that comes out of his mouth is nasty. I dunno, I just guess it's a shame people who are just hitting teens know everything about everything these days. times have changed since I was 14 and that was only five years ago!
You shouldn't really blame that person for flushing. That'd be unsanitary.
You really shouldn't blame that person for flushing. You're suppose to flush after taking a dump.
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Maybe you should buy a proper vageenus pleaser.
That must have been a heated session