By Bethany - 28/08/2012 21:22 - United States - Cable

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Today, yet again, I was getting intimate with my shower head. Some complete genius decided to flush the toilet downstairs halfway through, which sent scalding-hot water all up in my privates. I've yet to find a comfortable sitting position. FML
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Overseer211 1

Maybe you should buy a proper vageenus pleaser.

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Comments

redtigerlily 5

Shower masturbation is perfect, it's free and feels amazing. Yeah she can get a sex toy but how will she be able to use it when people are in the house? A shower drowns out any you make, and no one will embarrassingly stumble into the bathroom.

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daytoday21 10

I'm sorry people- she deserves it for masturbating? Many women enjoy the feel of showerheads, nothing weird or gross about it. Get a life.

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iwadasn 32

She deserves it because she uses a showerhead in a shower that she apparently shares with others, since she clearly doesn't live alone. She should buy something that's just for her instead of using communal objects.

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koolkat27 13

153- Women don't actually insert the shower head into the ******, the water coming out from it is directed towards the ********. The shower head never actually touches the ******. It really isn't gross.

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beachya 1

A shower head is a wonderful toy... And it never runs out of batteries and is much cheaper! ;-)

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blackvyper 8

Get a man you moron!

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TheQueenLala 6

Stop wasting water n buy a *****. Btw u could get serious infections that way, which I bet would b even worse then that burn

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zandalee 19

How the hell could she get an infection from a warm stream of water pray tell?

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melrose90210 10

Get a vibrator. How is everyone supposed to cater their bathroom needs to your masturbation sessions?

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5t3ff1k4h 44

That's beside the point. Masturbating in the shower aside, it's likely people knew OP was in the shower and shouldn't have flushed until she was out. Scalding water hurts everywhere, not just on your crotch.

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MissMae93 23

146 - Not with the price of water these days!

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kitkattgirl 2

OP, ignore these harsh comments. Showerheads are easily accessible compared to having to buy toys or dating someone you trust. I don't see anything wrong with that. I hope you're ok. That sounds horrible - burning your private parts. And to everyone else...there's an obvious clue that other people are in the house. So, what good would a toy do when everyone can hear it buzzing away or hear...other noises...

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