Have you ever heard of a vibrator?

Okay IM re one who postedthis fml. So let me clear a few things up for you harsh commentators. 1. The shower head itself never touched anything by my hand. Only a complete idiot would think I would use a shared shower head and INSERT IT. not only because it's shared, but because how the eff would that work? Shower was are kida fricking big. 2. The fml I actually posted was completely different. I never said "yet again" in that one because that part is just too much info. Not to mention, it's nit a regular occurrence. I have no idea who moderated it and actually posted it, but its not at all what i posted. What I actually posted was: "today I was "pleasuring myself" with the shower head. About halfway through, someone decided to flush the toilet in our other bathroom, sending scalding water all up in my lady parts. I have yet to find a comfortable sitting position." so YES, it was in my own house that someone flushed the toilet so yes knew I was in the shower. 3. vibrators are god awful expensive. Why would I spend a ton of money on something that I always have to make sure I clean afterwards, purchase batteries for, and make sure I can hide in a proper place where no one will find it, when I can just use the water pressure from the comfort if my own bathroom where no one will discover it or hear me (not that I make any noise anyway). 4. You say it's a waste of water, but once you feel it, you'll change your mind. Trust me. And infections from getting WATER in your vaginal canal? I've never ever had a problem. And to those who say I need a bf, maybe I don't want sex. I just want to satisfy an occasional urge. And te cheap, private way I decide to do it is not te point of this fml. Nor is it your duty to discourage.

No one deserves to be burnt anywhere during a shower. So you don't deserve that. But you shouldn't need to do that in the shower.

Okay IM re one who postedthis fml. So let me clear a few things up for you harsh commentators. 1. The shower head itself never touched anything by my hand. Only a complete idiot would think I would use a shared shower head and INSERT IT. not only because it's shared, but because how the eff would that work? Shower was are kida fricking big. 2. The fml I actually posted was completely different. I never said "yet again" in that one because that part is just too much info. Not to mention, it's nit a regular occurrence. I have no idea who moderated it and actually posted it, but its not at all what i posted. What I actually posted was: "today I was "pleasuring myself" with the shower head. About halfway through, someone decided to flush the toilet in our other bathroom, sending scalding water all up in my lady parts. I have yet to find a comfortable sitting position." so YES, it was in my own house that someone flushed the toilet so yes knew I was in the shower. 3. vibrators are god awful expensive. Why would I spend a ton of money on something that I always have to make sure I clean afterwards, purchase batteries for, and make sure I can hide in a proper place where no one will find it, when I can just use the water pressure from the comfort if my own bathroom where no one will discover it or hear me (not that I make any noise anyway). 4. You say it's a waste of water, but once you feel it, you'll change your mind. Trust me. And infections from getting WATER in your vaginal canal? I've never ever had a problem. And to those who say I need a bf, maybe I don't want sex. I just want to satisfy an occasional urge. And te cheap, private way I decide to do it is not te point of this fml. Nor is it your duty to discourage.

Sorry, OP. Maybe they didn't know you were in the shower?

I don't think it's their fault they try flushed the toilet and it hit ur privates going to the bathroom is a lot more important than masturbating

God! Other people use that shower!

Yes, it is indeed 100% their fault for not knowing that you were pleasuring yourself in the shower. Makes perfect sense to me.

Ouch, I hope OP is feeling better