Intimacy: Tough

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By prostate - 08/06/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 18:27 - United States - Westerville

Today, my fiancé had to perform his first prostate exam. He told me he was quite nervous about it, so I reminded him that he did fine on his first pelvic exam last month. His response: "Yeah, but I've had my hands up plenty of vaginas already." FML

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By Me. - 27/10/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML

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Not now, little man!

By WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY - 30/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, this might sound silly, but would you like to know what I think is the absolute worst time to get an uncontrollable boner? I'll tell you: While a female doctor is examining your privates. I swear, if there's anything more embarrassing than that, I'd like to know, because I'm still mortified. FML

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By manlyman - 05/04/2009 13:32 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML

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By Jesse - 10/05/2012 21:22 - United States - Bothell

Today, I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor started, he told me that if I found it awkward at all, I should just imagine I was being probed by aliens. FML

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By imy - 18/10/2011 15:01 - United States

Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2011 10:06 - Finland

Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML

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Prostate implies an Antistate

By artsmart1 - 06/03/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML

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By LikeAndreTheGiant - 13/02/2017 22:00 - United States

Today, I noticed my doctor has freakishly huge hands. This normally wouldn't have bothered me were I not there for a prostate exam. FML

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By Joel_28 - 01/03/2010 00:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML

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Brolin 4

Monday 8 June 2009 20:33

Don't worry about the boner too much, lots of guys like the feeling of having their prostate stimulated....it's really pretty normal, most just are too worried cause they think it means they're gay or something

Chfanfiction 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:33

Not **** you life. **** your wife. She's a bitch. ( By the way, I mean not like "have sex with her." I mean like, "dude, screw her."

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Crueldeath 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:48

awwwtch...

elemandem 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:48

#15, enjoying prostate stimulation doesn't make you a homosexual. kthx.

yankees413 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:49

Lmao dude I have Nuthin to say

califormula 0

Friday 3 December 2010 15:45

then why did you post?

amazingkate 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:50

have you asked your wife if she learned anything from watching the doctor do his thing?

ssfchik17 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:50

#3 screw her also means have sex with her, smart one.

NoMercy_fml 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:51

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jonnymohio 2

Monday 8 June 2009 20:51

Getting a boner during a prostate exam - that's pretty normal. Don't feel bad about it. But FML your wife for telling everyone. On the plus side, at least now you know that you can expand your sexual repertoire in bed. Start shopping for a strap-on for your wife.

chakrabs 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:51

Its a reflex

magestic 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:52

Prostate is a natural errogenous zone, so don't sweat that dude. Your wife on the other hand is a different matter. She's trying to be cool & funny at your expense. You should tell the people she has told, that it's sad you got more turned on by the exam, then she's made you feel in a long time. That will shut her up! :c)

Fire_lights 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 3:17

Roflmao! Awesome advice 8DD xDD

hurr 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:57

Cue the ignorant 13-year-old chorus of "omg dude ur gay lol omfg". It's a purely autonomic reaction -- exactly like the appearance of goose bumps when you get chilled. Read a book, kids.