Treasure hunt

By Catois - 05/03/2010 05:17 - United States

Today, I caught my dog attempting to shit on the carpet. When I saw him, I screamed. Startled, he ran around the house, continuing to take his shit. Now, I don't have to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger hunt and find all of the scattered turds. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 775
You deserved it 13 228

Same thing different taste

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Anonnamus 0

Two shitty FMLs in a row? Nice.

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you are all stupid. you aren't supposed to scream at a dog, it creates negative frightened energy. you don't need to be harsh and freak out in a panic to scold a dog. watch Millan you hopeless people. op deserves a scattered shit pile for not having the self awareness to perceive the consequences of their own bad behavior. bad behavior reinforces bad behavior!

ktbird is right, you need to use firm but positive behavior. if you scream like a moron, the dog thinks you are saying that going to the bathroom is bad. you should go as far as putting that shit on the grass, make the dog aware of it, and praise. that's how I housebroke my severely unhousebroken, rescued husky. positive reinforcement

topbanana 0

i have that happen alot with my puppy. but pee is the worst b/c there are a lot of little drops and hard to find

redbeater 5

good, better than walking in you backyard, looking in every corner for turf piles thy have mold growing on them.

or you could put the dog out side and praise it when it goes out there along with telling him no when he goes in the house

yoitssabrina 0

hahahahahahaha xD thats the funniest thing i've heard today!! i feel bad for the dog though,poor thing :/

L4Dgirl00 0

oh yeah that happened with my 10 week old puppy so I know how you feel