True Love Waits

By anonomus - 01/06/2010 01:35 - United States

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Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we were married. He's terrible. FML
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robinsn 0

Most people are their first time.

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bobsanction 18

I doubt you know what good sex is.

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ASA5G 2

okay. you shouldnt have waited till marriage cause then you would have figured this out beforhand. now youre marriage is gonna feel like the sex is stale and you just got married.

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aricTB 0

249: no one even thought of that! smart

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nicedevil6 0

that's all ur fault. u have to try the shoes before u buy them

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toast1b 0

Well he married an experinced hore

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death779 4

ydi you made him wait so that means he has no experience with it

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alicevictoria 0

shoulldaa done a practice run the night before ;)

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baby5829 0

7 I heart tht lol and well he's ur husband, plus mayb he was thinking the same thing ya Neva kno. but it was nic of u guys to wait

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tatang93 0

how do u know ur not horrible as well

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Ucla_cupcake 0

Ummm well it WAS the first time for of you so f both your lives. Secondly, that's why you experiment and practice beforehand lol just sayin'. But each to their own.

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jacquie1652 0

he'll get better. my first boyfriend used to slobber all over me while kissing. i am happy to report he is the best kisser and lover ever now. and enough so that I eventually married him.

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