True Love Waits

By anonomus - 01/06/2010 01:35 - United States

Spicy
Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we were married. He's terrible. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 630
You deserved it 70 386

Same thing different taste

Top comments

robinsn 0

Most people are their first time.

bobsanction 18

I doubt you know what good sex is.

Comments

winslow310560 0

haha! you made him wait so long he just wanted to get off and didn't care about you. I'm sure it wil get better in time but haha!

Chaotonic 2

Tie him down and have your way with him, he'll soon learn what you like, what you don't like, and what makes you scream.

you were either his first ever or first in a long time... its not like the Matrix where he can stick a plug in the back of his and in 30 seconds say " I know ***********" give him time and coaching... if you want him to unlock the safe, you need to tell him the combination or give him a key, not throw him a stethescope and a paper clip and expect him to pick the lock BTW I love the bi-polar attitudes towards sex on here... if its about sex before marriage they 'deserve it' for being *****... and if they wait they "deserve it" for not test driving the car before they bought it sorry to OP by I'm going with YDI for expecting his first time to put you into orbit (clearly you've been duped by some man-****** who told you that you were their first-- likely so you'd let them go bareback) and for not communicating with your Husband about any percieved issues -- tell him it was bad and help him get better

Ha! If some guy told me I was his first, I'd be even more adamant about the condom. No two-pump chumps, please.

amazingjane 0

he'll get better. if not, there's always the magic bullet ;)

youthink_fml 0

YDI for waiting until marriage. How stupid. And of course he was terrible. It was his first time. I bet you weren't a chandelier-swinging **** star either. You suck, and not in a good way.

clemcool_fml 0

ugh. fhl for havng a wife who posts on fml instead of understanding that sex is mostly just mechanics and can get better with practice. seriously, whether you're virgins or it's just you first time with each other, know this: sex is 90% mechanics, 5% chemistry, and 5% love/connection/intimacy. hopefully, if you're married, you have love, and even if yall's sexual chemistry isn't the best, sex can still be awesome if you COMMUNICATE with your husband and experiment with each other to figure out what your bodies respond best to. pick up a cosmo and try some of the tricks there if you're not sure where to start. I'm a fan of a little reverse domination, myself. have him tie you up and tell him he if he can make you come without his penis touching your ******, he can do whatever he wants to you after (while you're tied up). this only works if y'all are really trusting of each other, but I would hope you are since you're married! now get off FML and go teach your husband how to **** your brains out!! good luck :)

Paris_LovezYhu 0

it's not completely his fault you could have thrown some stuff of your own while it was going on not just sitting there waiting for something to magically happen it's the two of you not just all him

bangbangbabe 0

haha I bet he thinks yu suck 2! or yu could just teach him. or get lessons from experienced friends. (jk)

lol!!! Well kudos for waiting for marriage unlike most people, but most are horrible their first time. Just keep trying and eventually you'll get better. It's all about experience. :p But how do you know he's terrible if you haven't had sex either? Unless you had sex before he did, which means you didn't wait until marriage.