Sex and Intimacy: True Love Waits - FML

True Love Waits

By anonomus - 01/06/2010 01:35 - United States

Spicy

Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we were married. He's terrible. FML

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By newlywed - 27/02/2011 05:18 - United States

Spicy

Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML

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You deserved it 13 460

By Anonymous - 10/01/2012 03:30 - Australia

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML

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You deserved it 38 810

Just once

By Anonymous - 19/02/2020 20:00

Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML

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You deserved it 202

Bad sex

By izzie - 09/05/2010 14:15 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I had sex for the first time in months. His apology took longer than the sex did. FML

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You deserved it 5 085

By LoveLost - 09/07/2016 02:57

Spicy

Today, my husband finally broke our two-month dry spell. I don't know what's more depressing: the fact that it had been two months or that he's horrible at sex. FML

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You deserved it 2 786

To each their own

By Anonymous - 13/12/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Spicy

Today, my husband was eating me out when he suddenly lifted up my hips and started licking my asshole. I screamed for him to stop, since it was disgusting. I don't think I can ever have sex again. I can't believe I married someone who would do that. FML

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You deserved it 533

Waste

By Annie - 31/08/2011 03:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML

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You deserved it 5 301

Anticlimactic

By JC12345 - 18/03/2009 04:35 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards we went to Applebee's for dinner, then after we'd ate I asked, "How was it?" he says, "It was terrible", to which I said, "The food was that bad?" He replies, "No, the sex". FML

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You deserved it 13 834

Last trip

By cap - 09/12/2019 01:00 - United States - Manhattan

Today, I had sex with my wife only to be told that the sex was horrible and to be given divorce papers. FML

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You deserved it 322

By sierra.sl31 - 28/07/2019 22:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend of over a year decided he wants us to wait to get married before having sex again, after we've had sex almost every night of being together. FML

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You deserved it 263

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Top comments

robinsn 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 9:03

Most people are their first time.

bobsanction 18

Tuesday 1 June 2010 9:04

I doubt you know what good sex is.

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emtgirl513 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 2:34

theres always threesomes :)

erika468 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 3:48

one time i heard on TV that u have to know whether the guy is good in bed or not before getting married with him....Just encase......i bet he would get better sooner or later

bethannieannie 0

Friday 4 June 2010 0:27

ummm my parents waited, and i have 7 brothers and sisters.....

shadowsbane 0

Friday 4 June 2010 18:10

Whoop dee ******' doo. You want an award?

nsjohnson 2

Thursday 3 June 2010 5:11

and that's why you don't wait

viper37 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 7:51

you made the right decision. Be patient and help him get better!

rachael_erin 1

Thursday 3 June 2010 8:08

Wow you are such a bitch. No one is amazing at sex their first time, everyone sucks. Getting good at it takes practice. I'm sure you sucked too but you dont see him complaining about it.

artsyfox 3

Thursday 3 June 2010 8:31

It's not the end of the road, it just gives you the oppertunity to teach him some good lessons n have fun!

mtc4ever 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 8:39

he'll get better. if you loved him you'd know this and take it into consideration. obviously he doesn't know what he's doing, but he will. if he was good, I'd be worried he broke the oath and cheated. or was just really lucky. but seriously, I hope he writes an fml like this about you.

KrustX 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 8:52

Stop complaining. You should be happy he's horrible since it shows he didn't go practice with anyone else. I say F his life for having you. You ungrateful woman.

xRancidx 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 10:26

wait how woudl u know he's terrible if its ur first time too i mean you cant really compare it to anything

Theo_fml 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 16:04

Tell him what you'd like him to do then and stop whining ffs.

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Today, I was standing by the bed, naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opened the door and walked over to me, swinging her hips, wearing practically nothing. At about four feet from me, she tripped on the edge of the floor mat, and used my junk to catch herself. FML

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Today, my family got mad at me and called me a "selfish" for not moving to the same state they’re in while I was visiting, so they could be closer to my kid. We were living in the same house as them until two years ago, in my current state, until they decided to move with only a month's notice for me to find a new place. FML

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Today, my mother disowned me because I wouldn’t fill out her visa application for France so that she can see her boyfriend. The reason why I refused was because my husband and I are on our honeymoon, and would like to spend some time together. I guess that makes me a “useless” daughter. FML

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Today, my wife told me that when she was actually pregnant with her ex's child; she was insatiably horny and always wanted sex. Too bad for me, because the current pregnancy has made her repulsed by any sexual contact. Thanks for telling me, I guess. FML

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Today, I listened to a recording of a woman saying, "I love you" for about 30 mins straight. That's apparently the only way I can feel loved. FML

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Today, it took me four tries to find the right position to swipe my debit card. My mom screamed "Oh, for God's sake, why don't you ever get it right the FIRST time?" She then apologized to the cashier for having "such a stupid child". FML

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Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML

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Today, after years of going through hell to get my tonsils removed as an adult, I found out that they were my first line of defense against allergies. I used to have a very light reaction. Now my doc is making personal calls to get me to an allergist immediately. FML

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