Tuck in

By skollasch - 25/09/2014 06:21 - United States - Highland

Today, I was told by my doctor I should start eating meat again after two years of vegetarianism, in an effort to be healthier. After horrid gas after my first turkey sandwich, I was told that my body no longer has the enzymes to digest meat. My efforts to be healthy crippled my stomach. FML
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ActionFearo 39

Talk to said doctor and get enzyme supplements. Orrr create animal shaped vege products and call it a day.

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skittyskatbrat 19

Your body should start producing them again, eventually. Until then, your body will have a beef with you.

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tanman230 10

you can train your brain to think you don't like meat but your body knows what it needs.

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Guille Wallace 7

You know what they say! You can't live on salad.

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gnateye 7

i had the same thing after 8 years of being a vegetarian i had bacon (a lot of bacon) and ended up in the ER with pancreatitis, no one would believe that was what caused it until like 3 months later my doctor confirmed by body wasn't creating enough meat digesting enzymes, but that should fix itself in time and to eat mean and fatty food in moderation... it was super painful and sucked really badly....

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