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By seriously - 02/10/2010 20:31 - United States

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Today, I was visiting my boyfriend, who lives 2 hours away. After about twenty minutes of glorious sex, he told me in no uncertain terms that he was about to come. He then "baaa"d like a sheep as he came. I couldn't come after that. FML
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Johnnieeeeee 0

"20 minutes of glorious sex." One word. inexperience.

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dickster 0

It's spelled cum...

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

Not in the moooood? That's udderly ridiculous! Not to milk this for all it's worth, or anything...

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Ray_of_midnight 22

at least he didn't shout "Who's your daaaaaady?"

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bigbirta 0

ydi. ever heard of abstinence? it's something mature adults do UNTIL they're married.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Oh, that's crap. Premarital abstinence is fine, but it doesn't automatically make you a more mature or morally upright person. Get off your high horse.

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SettoFail 9

that's hilariousssss

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skyeyez9 24

At least he didn't grunt like a koala. It's crazy how a cute koala bear can make such a horrid sound. It's a cross between a big long burp/pig/grunt all mixed together.

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