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By seriously - 02/10/2010 20:31 - United States

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Today, I was visiting my boyfriend, who lives 2 hours away. After about twenty minutes of glorious sex, he told me in no uncertain terms that he was about to come. He then "baaa"d like a sheep as he came. I couldn't come after that. FML
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Igor_g5 0

You call 20 minutes glorious sex? That's all he's good for?

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DevilDoll 0

that is what I was thinking!!! she drove 2 hours to see him and all she got was: 20 minutes of "glorious" sex, and a baaaaa'd case of blue balls((:

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voveraite 7

Or blue ovaries, in her case :) (Hey, just because you can't see 'em, it doesn't mean they can't turn some shade...)

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SadinSherman 16

He is better than Al Bundy from Married with children.

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admmck81 0

First, I don't know why you felt the need to point out he lives 2 hours away. Second, if the sex was glorious for 20 minutes, how did you not ****** already? Third, ydi for having sex with a freak.

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Gadomski87 2

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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C6Racer 0

It's obvious you all got the point. Quit bitching about how it's spelled.

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davek 36

Your boyfriend is from Wales or NZ or somewhere else where they shag sheep?

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pokemaster2468 0

check ur spelling

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mpclaw 3

like they say, was it as good for you as it was fir him? who cares!

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Sheep can't speak, therefore they can't bleed sarcasm. I'm impressed that you can, though.

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