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By seriously - 02/10/2010 20:31 - United States

Today, I was visiting my boyfriend, who lives 2 hours away. After about twenty minutes of glorious sex, he told me in no uncertain terms that he was about to come. He then "baaa"d like a sheep as he came. I couldn't come after that. FML

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By Kwalker3 - 06/05/2012 06:39 - United States - Tracy

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML

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By S…… - 09/01/2011 10:18 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

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That was quick

By Anonymous - 09/09/2012 12:03 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML

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Sexy catboys rule my life

By verno02 - 10/08/2010 23:58 - Canada

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

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By zamwow - 20/12/2013 23:36 - United States - Ridgefield Park

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Just as he was about to finish, he pulled out and came in his hand. He then flicked his hand towards my face and yelled, "Sha-ZAM!" FML

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So hott

By facepalm - 27/02/2009 08:39 - Singapore

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML

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By darthmilfious - 31/03/2010 07:56 - France

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 16:09 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML

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Not now, Yoda

By iwassoclose - 10/04/2013 16:32 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm. He smirked and started talking like Yoda, saying, "Strong with the cum, this one is." Orgasm gone. FML

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Not feeling it

By thisisstupid_17 - 16/11/2016 14:47

Today, I met up with my boyfriend early before work to have some "fun time". We hadn't had sex in a while and decided to try it doggy style, up against the wall. We had been doing it for about 15 minutes until he abruptly stopped and said, "I don't know if it's in." It was. FML

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Sunday 3 October 2010 0:02

That's baaaad!

Richisme 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 0:01

The Animal, tis' in us all.

Comments

Barbarossa_fml 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 2:49

lol @ the tards who are all snarky about telling her it's spelled cum when that's actually the slang spelling and come is the real one x-D

TallestKAT 3

Friday 22 October 2010 19:40

No. Its cum. its in the freakin dictionary. Sperm is NOT under the definition of "come" though you are right that cum is slang for sperm.

rosepetals91 3

Wednesday 27 October 2010 15:49

wat if that turns him on? u should dress like a sheep when he comes over next time

trevonator126 0

Sunday 31 October 2010 15:09

the way you're spelling "come" is actually spekled cum.

FrogOnEcstasy 2

Thursday 2 December 2010 10:19

Be grateful for what you have, I wish I had an opportunity to simulate **********.

mylifepwnz 0

Friday 3 June 2011 4:08

some of you people are so ungrateful...

YouknowIsaiditfi 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 8:11

okay. 2 things to all you commentors. A:Less then 100 years ago it was spelled "come" not "cum" and B: @178 it's spelled "spelled" not "spekled". Did you call him a baaaaaaad boy =)?