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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 10:57 - Denmark

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Today, was the first time my boyfriend slept over. He was hard, so I woke him up by whispering in his ear, "If you could get me to do anything right now, what would it be?" His response, "Can you get me a bowl of mint chocolate chip ice cream?" He was hard, for ice cream. FML
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mrnicety 0

That's just daft, happens to guys whether they are in the mood or not when they wake up. Stop being so whiny

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Saluton 18

uh... it's called morning wood and it doesn't work for sex. Sorry.

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breaksprinter_ 0

I don't understand why this is an FML. and mint chocolate chip ice cream is amazing. :)

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nomadxx7 0

As stated morning wood... For the ladies: most often morning wood is a mechanism so you don't pee yourself in the night. Guys get it because having an erection will stave off the need to pee as you can't pee with a hard on (well you can but it's harder than just peeing regularly and also has the tendency to hit the ceiling since your buddy is standing at attention versus looking at the toilet).

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mike7236 5

It has nothing to do with pee.. I am amazed how many people think its related to needing to piss. Its actually called penile tumescence and its very normal. It happens because of particular sleep patterns, one particular period is the REM period which stands for Rapid Eye Movement. During this period of sleep the penis fills with blood and normally we enter a fairly prolonged REM period in the morning before we wake up... the body does these kind of things because when we sleep you could think of it as the body doing self tests and maintenance and recharging itself. Hormones can run wild when the body is testing particular things. It is great for morning sex, and actually if you don't get it you should get yourself checked for penile dysfunction because its standard behaviour.

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AntiChrist7 0

iceofiliac, would that exist?

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i_like_chicks 0

thats morning wood, stupid, not hardness for ice cream o.O

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chingchong_fml 0

Maybe he had some ice cream fetish in his dream... #8 FTW.

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UhOhImF___ed 0

at least he didn't ask you to turn into the girl he was dreaming about ;)

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hippiehop 0

All guys get morning wood. I don't know if its a mechanism to stop yourself from peeing yourself at night (I'm not a dude...) but an erect penis is actually in its relaxed state. Being asleep means you are in a relaxed state, therefore morning wood.

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chinchilla_fml 0

Uhhh...all men get hard when they are sleeping. It's to keep them from peeing. So...your boyfriend wasn't hard for ice cream, you're just stupid. :)

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vers_fml 0

Now that you know what morning wood is, and you know he doesn't want it first thing in the morning by being woken up from what i assume was a great sleep by you, you can make it up to him by actually getting the ice cream next time. You basically had a contract and you broke it.

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shehzeenahmed 0

okay first of all, mint chocolate chip ice cream FTW. and at least he wasn't being a dog and trying to get some action from you. most guys are pigs and would probably try to use the situation to their advantage, just be happy that at least he's a gentleman in that way.

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