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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 10:57 - Denmark

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Today, was the first time my boyfriend slept over. He was hard, so I woke him up by whispering in his ear, "If you could get me to do anything right now, what would it be?" His response, "Can you get me a bowl of mint chocolate chip ice cream?" He was hard, for ice cream. FML
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mrnicety 0

That's just daft, happens to guys whether they are in the mood or not when they wake up. Stop being so whiny

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Saluton 18

uh... it's called morning wood and it doesn't work for sex. Sorry.

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potentpotable 0

OP: Who said you couldn't have sex with him while he was eating ice cream, especially mint chocolate chip? That's a double-wammy of pure win. YDI for not being able to multitask.

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ello_ello 0

That isn't worth being worried about as you must notice by now. I'd be more worried when he warms up a bowl to get his freak on, rather than calling you. Im just saying...

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MukyDaCookie 0

He was probably just too shy to ask for a lay, so he said ice cream

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Lauriebug 0

I have a hard time getting a DEEP sleep when i'm sleeping with my boyfriend, I kinda just doze and the first few times we slept in the same bed, I actually talked in my sleep. The most memorable was, in the middle of the night, "what happens if canada attacks?" seriously, OP, it was first thing in the morning and guys ALREADY don't think as much as girls.. give him a break! :P so not an FML

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ryguy1997 0

if Canada attacks then canada will pwn your asses. Canada FTW!

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shootintacos 0

Dude, Canada would be a 3rd world country if not being geographically connected the the USA. understandably, not with Obama.

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HolyJezebel 0

Ever stop to think maybe he wanted the ice cream with you as a plate? Food for thought.

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mykon_fml 0

it's called morning wood. it just happens. but it would be nice if u just went for it and didn't ask. i'm shure he wouldn't object

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pinkpikachu 0

What's wrong with mint chocolate chip ice cream? :O

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THTB 3

Lol #8 Lmao, like it's been said, morning wood. Not really an FML, just you need to learn about penis behavior more.

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erxcwrestler 0

perhaps he did not understand that you meant sexual things

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