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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 10:57 - Denmark

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Today, was the first time my boyfriend slept over. He was hard, so I woke him up by whispering in his ear, "If you could get me to do anything right now, what would it be?" His response, "Can you get me a bowl of mint chocolate chip ice cream?" He was hard, for ice cream. FML
I agree, your life sucks 88 456
You deserved it 14 930

Same thing different taste

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That's just daft, happens to guys whether they are in the mood or not when they wake up. Stop being so whiny

uh... it's called morning wood and it doesn't work for sex. Sorry.

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Re: #41 If you drink something at night, especially a lot of something, chances are your body wants it out, asleep or not. As said before, it inhibits pissing. I would assume that girls have something like that as well, although since their genitalia are internal, it wouldn't be as noticeable.

Morning wood has nothing to do with peeing. At all. The cause of it is largely unknown but it's hypothesized to be because of testosterone activity during REM sleep. That is also the reason for wet dreams.

and #43, wet dreams happen because you don't ejaculate enough. AKA if you don't ********** or have sex, it happens in your sleep. It's a male necessity to 'relieve the pressure.' So when girls wonder why we want it so much, it's because it is a basic male need. and LMAO to #3!!!

Why are people saying morning wood is no good for sex? I do it all the time, and its often a lot better than usual

#45 I wasn't talking about the underlying cause I was talking about the actual activity that goes on in the body to make the ejaculation happen which is testosterone activity during REM sleep.

#46, morning wood is better and worse in it's own ways. It works better for sex, because you're generally desensitized from sleep and you can last much longer and everything that was backed up in your sleep is relieved. It doesn't work as well in some situations because i know the first thing on my mind when i wake up is food. I'm pretty sure that's what most guys are thinking about instead of sex.

fortunecookie_fml 0

what does FTW mean? why does everyone keep saying it?

this happens to all guys. doesnt mean theyre horny.

Karnezar 2

Maybe he wanted the ice cream for something else :D