Uh oh

By awkward - 26/07/2013 18:00 - United States - Yorba Linda

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Instead of moaning like any normal person, he just kept saying stuff like "uh-huh," "not too bad," and "yup" in a complete monotone. It was probably the most uncomfortable experience of my life. FML
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Elfkid21 19

your boyfriend sounds like a real tool/douche.

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bloodprincess 11

My ex didn't even make noises he just laid there looking up at you making it feel extremely weird.

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2tone2bone 3

Do you by chance live in Arlen Texas and does your boyfriend sell propane or propane accessories?

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Omniprism 14

That's when you cover his mouth and say shut up cause you're distracting me and I can't get off. I've had a similar experience where the guy would say "you go girl". Needless to say we are no longer together. Maybe talk to him?

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FrankHotpants 31

I was thinking OP had sex with Bill Lumbergh from Office Space. "I'm gonna need you to go ahead and climax, that would be greeat mmk"

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abbruzzi67 15

Don't worry the first time with someone isn't going to be perfect. It is meant to be awkward and a little uncomfortable but it will get better with practice

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