Um… you what now?

By intheairtonight - 25/04/2012 06:22 - United States - Minneapolis

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Today, it was snowing, and the campus looked just lovely. I sat on a nearby window ledge to enjoy the view. I was joined by a girl who looked fascinated as well, so I decided to make small talk. She nodded, smiled wistfully, and said, "There's herpes in the air today." FML
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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

For some reason, I pictured Luna Lovegood saying it.

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SephoraGypsy 15

"There's herpes in the air today." *Awkard silence.* "I hope they have pudding." *Hops off ledge, skips away." Scene.

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worlds123dumbest 4

Am I the only one who thinks 48's picture matches his comment?

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Scands_59 14

STD's are her 6th sense...haha

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challan 19

She's like a drug sniffing dog! She can smell STD's from a block away. You better get that checked op. it's not a yeast!

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greenmen 12

Well you can only do tht if you have the experience

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stevenmx86 7

So you're whining because she ruined how you pictured a moment like this going?

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Acaprice14 9

It's bad that I read what she said in Luna Lovegood's voice.

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neuroticallyyour_fml 17

Ahh, it seems you've met your campus' Luna Lovegood. Every campus has at least one.

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lovebeecharmer 6

"I can feel it, coming in the air tonight...oh lord."

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soad2014 7

"And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life...OH LORD!!!" :D

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ageier7 10

she means that people stay indoors and have sex on a snowy day since they can't go outside

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