Lots of people take snow days as a chance to bundle up and get cozy. (Birth rates go up nine months after blizzards!) As a college campus, most people aren't married yet... If you're having multiple partners, you're more likely to catch an STD... Herpes is a common STD.

59 - now that you put it that way, the FML makes a LOT more sense

Snow day = lots of people bundling up and gettin cozy. (Birth rates shoot up 9 months after blizzards!) On campus, most people are unmarried and so may have multiple partners, making STI's more likely. Herpes is a common STI.

Whoops, sorry for the double post. My comment had disappeared. Peace out yo.

Not really a FML tho huh?!

Glitter is like the herpes of the craft world* who the hell does crafts with herpes?

*Herpes is the glitter of the STD world (?)

35, I think you're right. :) not sure why people are thumbing you down. Lol.

35- Is that a serious question? I hope you realize that you are going to catch so much shit from the FML community... Starting with me: How about you actually read the comment before trying to be the cool guy and make an argument out of nothing, which backfires, and leaves you looking like a complete jackass. Who's next?

35, 56, &60: Did you not learn what a simile is in English class? No okay, here's your grammar lesson for the day. A simile is when you compare two different nouns to each other using the words like or as. See # 35's comment for an appropriate example.

Edit: #28's comment.

Actually it's not a simile. A simile is two different words that mean the same thing. The word you're looking for is analogy.

#128, that's a synonym. #85's definition is correct. I guess you could say that a simile is a kind of analogy, but it's definitely not the same thing as a synonym.

You know # 60's was a metaphor, which in my opinion is a much more grammatically advanced way of making a simile

#155-- Metaphors don't "make" similes... And how is that more grammatically advanced? I can see how it's more poetic, though. Even when referring to herpes. :)

128- WRONG. Similes compare two different things. Example: The snow twirled and swirled as a dancer performing on state. A synonym is two words with the same definition. Example: make has the same definition as frabricate does. An analogy is sort of like a simile but. not really. A pillow is to cotton as a blanket is to warmth. These examples are not my best work but they can pass as okay.

*stage. Not state. Curse you, auto-correct. You have failed me once again!

What?? No!! That's Luna Lovegood IRL!

OP's a shemale?

What's that going to do.