Um… you what now?

By intheairtonight - 25/04/2012 06:22 - United States - Minneapolis

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Today, it was snowing, and the campus looked just lovely. I sat on a nearby window ledge to enjoy the view. I was joined by a girl who looked fascinated as well, so I decided to make small talk. She nodded, smiled wistfully, and said, "There's herpes in the air today." FML
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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

For some reason, I pictured Luna Lovegood saying it.

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SephoraGypsy 15

"There's herpes in the air today." *Awkard silence.* "I hope they have pudding." *Hops off ledge, skips away." Scene.

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TheOG_fml 3

The only reason there were herpes in the air,is cause she opened her mouth.....

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Freakophiliac 12

That girl sound absolutely lovely. Do you have her phonenumber?

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MaoKittyMaoMao 6

Why is this an FML? XD That's ******* hilarious.

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BobbieH 19

She was just making a joke! YDI, have a sense of humor! I'm sure it was a joke about casual sex on campus.

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groupleader 7

And syphilis in the water supply. Wear your bloody rubbers...

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muffinXmonster 12

It is the most common virus during cold weather..... If you catch my "drift"

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TrentF13 12

Something tells me she's not looking to just sit there on the ledge and watch snow. I hope you got her number.

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fmaffei10 3

I don't think this is an fml moment at all, it's just awkward

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