Intimacy: Um… you what now?

Um… you what now?

By intheairtonight - 25/04/2012 06:22 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, it was snowing, and the campus looked just lovely. I sat on a nearby window ledge to enjoy the view. I was joined by a girl who looked fascinated as well, so I decided to make small talk. She nodded, smiled wistfully, and said, "There's herpes in the air today." FML

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By fuck - 16/12/2014 21:04 - Norway - Slemmestad

Today, I got a new downstairs neighbor. Herpes. FML

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By ummmmEW - 13/02/2010 00:04 - United States

Today, I was riding the bus. Suddenly, it appeared to start to snow inside the bus, and I assumed a window was open. When I looked up however, I discovered the girl in front of me putting her hair up in a ponytail. The so-called "snow" was coming off of her head. FML

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By gr8terevil - 02/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, the men clearing the walkway outside my dorm room with a snowblower didn't realize that my window was open. I looked over from my computer to see snow shooting in, covering my clock, closet, and radio. Now it's melting. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was sitting at my college campus; there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 17:30 - United States - San Diego

Today, I'm super sick with a sinus infection and delirious from a lack of sleep and all the meds. When I walked into math class, a boy asked if he could sit next to me. In my head I tried to say, "This is college you have the freedom to sit anywhere you want." All that came out was, "Freedom… everywhere." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I told my dad that I had a herpes infection. He said, "Good." FML

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By Hana - 23/03/2012 07:39 - Canada - York

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML

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By Death_Arc_Angel - 22/01/2021 09:09 - Trinidad and Tobago - Fyzabad

Today, we're in the middle of a contagious deadly pandemic, and despite not having physical/sexual contact with anyone in over a year, I managed to contract herpes. I don't even know how I got it. FML

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By Teste - 15/07/2015 10:25 - Spain

Today, I passed by a cute girl who was staring intensely at me. When I glanced in her direction, she smiled. Taking this as a positive sign, I approached her. Before I could say anything, she handed me a flyer explaining the benefits of STD testing. Apparently, I look like I need it. FML

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By DopeDickDover - 26/10/2015 15:50 - United States

Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML

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Wednesday 25 April 2012 11:58

For some reason, I pictured Luna Lovegood saying it.

SephoraGypsy 15

Wednesday 25 April 2012 12:19

"There's herpes in the air today." *Awkard silence.* "I hope they have pudding." *Hops off ledge, skips away." Scene.

Comments

Calyx_fml 21

Wednesday 25 April 2012 20:01

It's snowing in Minnesota in April? Not. It's 70 degrees and clear skies.

ShelbyGray 8

Wednesday 25 April 2012 20:06

'Can you feel it coming in the air tonight?'

Savannabooh 0

Wednesday 25 April 2012 20:39

Where the **** did that comedrom?

izzybell900835 4

Wednesday 25 April 2012 20:54

There are flowers called herpes, I belive

Hitsugan 1

Wednesday 25 April 2012 21:46

Cold sores are caused by the herpes virus, so most likely it's just a reference to that.

MyssMarsh 11

Wednesday 25 April 2012 22:11

What a beautifully random thing to say!

tj4234 35

Wednesday 25 April 2012 22:53

sounds like you met Luna Lovegood. lol.

mmmcoopers 13

Thursday 26 April 2012 0:57

Am I the only one who found this funny? It's an expression (a dry one) applied to situations, particularly romantic ones, where there is an increased chance of people having sex. A play on the expression "there's love in the air". The same could said of valentine's day, or prom night. She found the scene romantic and figured others would too.