Ummmm… OK?

By Lionman - 05/04/2012 05:11 - United States - Ann Arbor

Spicy
Today, during my first man-to-man conversation with my girlfriend's father, he decided to mention the details of lion mating patterns he'd once witnessed. After a lengthy description of the lion's barbed penis, he said, "It also made me feel better about myself that I could last longer than a lion." FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

mduffy08 8

It really can't get any more awkward.

Give him a lengthy description about the mating patterns between you and his daughter

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muffinXmonster 12

Oh the conversations that take place between a man and his girlfriends father

BtheBeast94 7

I guess you could put it that way

I love women who cut off the top of their head to fit their boobs in the picture. Yes, you have boobs. So do half the people on this planet. Congrats.

I don't have boobs yet :( -crys in a corner-

I don't understand how that's an FML moment... But ok. I think it's great that he's actually sharing things with you because would you rather him be controlling and willing to shoot you at any point in which you hurt his daughter?

linkinpark98 23

That must have been awkward as Hell…

eatdemcupcakes 4

Your picture.......it amazes me.....

Did it make you feel better too, OP?

Or a lion showing GF's dad who's boss...and GF's dad wailing like a banshee.

perdix 29

He told you this because he knows you're "lion" about not ******* his daughter.

..and if you hear what sounds like a zombie moaning. Consider that it may not be a zombie movie playing behind that closed door.