Unbelievable

By Anonymous - 08/12/2010 09:40 - United Kingdom

Today, at my wedding reception, I jokingly asked my aunt, who has always been convinced that I am gay despite my protests, if she believed me now. She took this the wrong way and drunkenly went around telling my guests that my wedding was a sham to convince her I was straight. FML
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Congratulations, you played yourself!

By JulesRules - 30/09/2024 22:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was at a family gathering when my aunt asked me if I was seeing anyone special. In a tired and sarcastic tone, I jokingly said, “I’m actually getting married next month!” The room went silent, then some of them cheered. I had to explain I was kidding, but now they’re looking forward to a wedding I didn’t agree to. FML
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c8750 2

OP, don't worry about your aunt. You know the truth & that's all that matters so just be happy with your new husband

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theFMLiest1ofThe 0

shouldn't have even invited her. why should you have to convince somebody that you are what you are? ridiculous.

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BugMan9081 0

ydi for being a DIRTY ****

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DocBastard 38

It just wouldn't be a wedding without someone getting drunk and acting the fool.

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nexttimeblue 0

Well what do you expect? she probably caught you singing 'it's raining men' while wearing ass out chaps!

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rebwonders 0

some comments are very telling about their authors. what interesting imagery you immediately went to. you know sometimes a pickle is not always a pickle!

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Rose2010 0

lol! that was funny

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

YDI for using your poor bride to falsely convince your aunt that you're straight, for being so deep in the closet that you constantly reek of moth balls, and for even having an aunt in the first place.

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TaylorTheBoss 4

He deserves it for having an aunt..? wtf lol

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c8750 2

You must be pretty new to FML. That's just Trollz 

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callmelucky 0

She thinks you got married just to convince HER? What is she, the center of the universe?

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rattusrattus 18

Apparently so. Possibly in a "so large she has her own gravitational pull, and this causes other things with gravitational pulls to orbit around her" way. *slaps back of own hand* Bad ratty for saying nasty things.

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underpaid011 0

I would have kicked the bitch out of the party. nobody likes a rude drunk asshole, except other rude drunk assholes.

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Monii_Harlz 11

yeah that sucks!! anyway u shudbt have to prove anything! if you love the women you've married then good for you don't listen to what other people have to say about who you are... they don't know you :) you are the only person who knows how you really feel about other people!

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aback 4

Why do you maintain contact with this woman, again?

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RoseThorns 0

For that warm fuzzy feeling.

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