ACAB, Teenagers, Cops and Geek: Underage boozing

Underage boozing

By drunk under 18 teenager - 19/08/2014 13:37 - Morocco - Marrakech

Today, I was hammered, and on my way home I walked into a policeman. My logic was, if I'm on the phone, he can't talk to me, so I pulled my phone out and started speaking. The officer then asked me why I was speaking to my wallet. FML

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You deserved it 50 300

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By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 600

You deserved it 91 175

By Anonymous - 14/03/2014 05:07 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML

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You deserved it 4 014

By airborne - 06/05/2009 01:11 - United States

Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML

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You deserved it 17 611

Classic

By anonymous - 18/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for going a few miles per hour over the speed limit. The cop asked for my license and registration. I happened to look down at my wallet while he was processing everything and saw my license in my wallet. I gave the cop my fake I.D. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 715

You deserved it 66 310

All thumbs, no fingers

By Hassan - 23/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was getting groceries and realized at checkout that I forgot my wallet. The cashier gave me a sympathetic look as I frantically tried to unlock my phone to pay with an app, and watched as I accidentally called my ex on speakerphone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 300

You deserved it 267

Stunlocked

By RoyBoy - 26/07/2021 18:01

Today, a stranger asked to borrow my phone since his had died. As he was using it, he kept walking away and I had to chase him because he was walking too far. He turned around, yelled, "Stop following me, asshole!" and punched me, knocking me out cold. When I came to, I realized the fucker stole my phone. FML

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You deserved it 613

By Ticketshame - 08/05/2019 08:00

Today, I got pulled over for talking on my phone while driving. I'd lost my phone the day before. He didn’t believe me. So, I got a ticket for talking on a phone I can’t even find. FML

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You deserved it 153

By Victoria - 21/10/2010 18:10 - United States

Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML

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You deserved it 48 341

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By phant776 - 13/05/2011 04:02 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration, so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize, and I was hit with a big stick. FML

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You deserved it 9 317

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By really_now - 26/04/2013 00:56 - United States - Reno

Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 089

You deserved it 34 406

Cortezthe1st 23

Tuesday 19 August 2014 17:38

YDI for drinking underage.

munchie_omnom 10

Tuesday 19 August 2014 17:39

Go home you're drunk

Comments

christina3466 17

Tuesday 19 August 2014 20:45

He might not be underage. In other countries you have to be 16.

Namenlos_fml 20

Tuesday 19 August 2014 20:46

That's when you indignantly respond, "Excuse me, I'm in the middle of a very important conversation," and turn away.

uhohitslisa2 20

Tuesday 19 August 2014 21:16

I started drinking underage at 14 I think was. I drank so much that I barely remember high school. I actually should have died at 14 from drinking. I stopped for a while. I still drink, but nowhere near as much as I used to. Reason being once I turned the legal age (19 in Canada), I didn't see the "fun" anymore. I have gotten drunk since then, but not enough to feel like shit the next day. Anyway, enough about me. YDI for drinking underage. If you're doing things like that, you shouldn't be anywhere near alcohol.

ThePols 11

Tuesday 19 August 2014 22:06

I like how everyone in the comments is acting like they've never gotten drunk at 17 lol give me a break. You had fun and have a hilarious story to tell for the rest of your life. Cheers.

Axel5238 29

Wednesday 20 August 2014 4:37

Most that have admit also that it was stupid at times and wouldn't be worth the risk and at least be smart about it. Those of us that did didn't expect sympathy for the dumb shit we accepted the risks. I don't feel any sympathy for someone underage that gets busted or like that guy that broke his ankle jumping of a terrace into the bushes to avoid being caught. Don't expect sympathy for doing dumb shit.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 19 August 2014 22:47

Either way he's not forced to talk to you?

charissaoz 7

Tuesday 19 August 2014 23:41

I laughed.

Pyrithium 8

Wednesday 20 August 2014 6:17

At least you were walking and not driving...

miracoria 10

Wednesday 20 August 2014 9:24

Based on your name, I'm gonna go ahead and vote YDI. Not for the act of underage drinking(because c'mon guys, most of us did it), but for doing it out in public. That's just begging for attention. That being said, I've don't some pretty stupid crap while drunk, so your life still sucks, but maybe be a little more careful next time, yeah?