Love, Cats and Animals: Unwelcome

I know guys that have picked their dogs over a girlfriend ( they were the crazy girlfriends) but a cat over a female. Thats bit of an outrage. Smh. Sorry OP

japtch 15

Thursday 22 December 2011 10:41

I feel like a nooberton, but what the effskie is SMH? D:

THE_A_TEEN 27

Thursday 22 December 2011 11:02

Slap that Motherfucking Ho.

jbsington 8

Friday 23 December 2011 5:32

Scorching Midriff Healer

chenry1 4

Thursday 22 December 2011 10:39

Truly amazing pussy.

Jonniii 10

Thursday 22 December 2011 10:40

Why doesn't he sleep at yours then?

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