Unwelcome

By kaipodable - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that I can no longer sleep over at his house because his cat doesn't like it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 759
You deserved it 4 658
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HahaHokayThen 10

Sorry to hear your boyfriend prefers his pussy over yours.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

You made it too obvious, bro. That kind of behavior will drive the ladies away. Remember, don't say the obvious, use smooth talk.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Cyanide works wonders. There's a christmas sale going on at your local target with cyanide at 1/2 off original price.

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japtch 15

I was thinking a hallucinogen of some sort. So, you won't kill it, you'll just make it trip balls for awhile.

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Jewnut 0

I'd prolly do the same thing

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maddi79 0

His superior in his relationship Ia the cat rather then he lady. Ouch that has to suck!

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CallMeHush 0

On the bright side the cat didn't go all Son of Sam and tell him to kill you.

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pattheaninal 9

Maybe he prefers hairy *******? ;)

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geon_olam 17

this joke sounds so familiar. if only i can remember where i heard one just like it........

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chenry1 4

I know guys that have picked their dogs over a girlfriend ( they were the crazy girlfriends) but a cat over a female. Thats bit of an outrage. Smh. Sorry OP

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japtch 15

I feel like a nooberton, but what the effskie is SMH? D:

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